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The Enquirer

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What sort of death trap do you put him in? I'm talking about crazy Bond villain death traps with slow moving lasers and the lot, spike walls, slowly being lowered into a tank of sharks etc.

If you could make any death trap in real life, what would it be? I'm interested to hear how diabolical all of you could get in your evil scheming...

For me, while I enjoy the arrow shooting walls, I'm inclined to go with something more along the lines of this
Obviously it would be much more entertaining to watch if the person was say a normal person.
 

SomeLameStuff

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I've caught my rival? The hated one? THE SCUM OF THE EARTH?! Very well, it's TIME FOR HIS DOOM!

NIPPLE TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

 

Thaluikhain

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I dunno...bit of a moral dilemma there, I'm not supposed to go round horribly murdering people I don't like, even if the world would be a better place if I did.
 

Realitycrash

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I don't know who my 'worst enemies' are, but I know some people I'd really like to get my hands on. Like the ones that murdered my friend (and are now serving time for it). I'd like to tie these young shitheads (for they were, at the time, only eighteen) to a chair and then scream at them for a few hours.
I don't hate them for what they did, not truly. I hate them for being stupid and throwing away their life. I hate their parents for not raising them properly. I hate society for encouraging macho-culture and 'weapons are cool'-attitude.
So I would like to explain exactly how stupid they are. Over the course of several hours. With a very loud, very angry voice.
 

ShipofFools

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Realitycrash said:
I don't know who my 'worst enemies' are, but I know some people I'd really like to get my hands on. Like the ones that murdered my friend (and are now serving time for it). I'd like to tie these young shitheads (for they were, at the time, only eighteen) to a chair and then scream at them for a few hours.
I don't hate them for what they did, not truly. I hate them for being stupid and throwing away their life. I hate their parents for not raising them properly. I hate society for encouraging macho-culture and 'weapons are cool'-attitude.
So I would like to explain exactly how stupid they are. Over the course of several hours. With a very loud, very angry voice.
Nothing I wanted to say can match the power of your words and emotions.
Respect, brother.

Macho culture is bullshit.
 

FalloutJack

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(The view screen switches on, revealing mein face.)

"Greetings, sir. As you can see, this is not your home, but an enclosed facility of some sort. The air is moist, the walls hum with activity, and there is perhaps a hint of pressure on your ears...or alot depending on how one responds to that. It is a matter of fact that you are on the ocean floor, inside of a habitat specially-prepared for you. It has none of the comforts of home, save for breathable air and drinkable water, plus the ability to exist deep within the ocean depths without dying. All of these, however, are subject to risk and your actions will determine how much or little you suffer."

(A map appears on the screen now, to give an overall layout of the place and certain areas are highlighted when spoken about.)

"Numerous boobytraps have been placed in the facility for your entertainment. Should you trigger any, you could be subject to pressure changes, taking on water, air shortage, a series of small explosions, or the even self-destruct sequence that is built right into the base itself...whose detonator is hard to locate and harder to defuse. Of course, you could always do nothing and hope for rescue, but I would not hope for that if I were you, as there is no food whatsoever in this place. If you do not attempt to escape, you will most certainly die."

(My face returns, smiling.)

"Your only choice is to force yourself to live for my amusement or gracefully accept defeat and die. Your salvation lies in that of a parked mini-sub which you will need scuba gear to reach and a prayer to drive. The waters are far too cold and it is too far away from the habitat for you to reach without the proper support. And once you leap into the water, proximity sensors will activate the self-destruct sequence. So hey, good luck with that."

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This deathtrap is a real piece of work. Dependent on what is done, there could be any number of real-live consequences or several mindscrews. All the real problems were listed, but the mindscrews include several false alarms regarding air and life support or decompression alarms. Just navigating the place can be hell as several things will happen just by opening DOORS. Nearly all of the problems can be fixed, provided that he doesn't die in the process. However, should he disable the self-destruct sequence, there are additional explosives outside of the habitate that would activate and put holes in it when the sensors are tripped anyway, and also...

[HEADING=1]I LIED ABOUT THE SUB![/HEADING]
 

EeveeElectro

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rip his cock off
break his jaw
tie him down and break his bones

I dont have an enemy. There's plenty of people who deserve a good beating for fucking with me but if I ever caught them I'd just scream
myself hoarse about how much iI hate them and what they did to me.
 

Caiphus

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I suppose I'm lucky enough not to have any enemies.

There are people whom I don't care much for. I'd probably just give them a severe finger-wagging.

Naughty, naughty. Don't do that again. You know what you did.
 

Yopaz

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EeveeElectro said:
rip his cock off
break his jaw
tie him down and break his bones

I dont have an enemy. There's plenty of people who deserve a good beating for fucking with me but if I ever caught them I'd just scream
myself hoarse about how much iI hate them and what they did to me.
Remind me to not get on your enemy list...

OT: That's easy, I would evolve it to a Golbat and then a Crobat and use Mean Look to prevent those escaping Pokemon from running.

Zubat has been my arch enemy ever since Red/Blue... Always with the supersonic and crappy experience points... oh, Zubat, how I loathe you.
 

Sarge034

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But I have no enemies (anymore) that require the use of my death trap (again)... that I totally don't already have set up or anything. I jest. I never did understand the point of the death trap. They are always convoluted and give the victim enough time to escape. If you want/need someone dead, you make them dead. So to answer op's question. My death trap is the place I found them, for they will be trapped and about to die.
 

Snatcher

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I would lock my him up in a small room and subject him to Justin Bieber songs 24/7. Or the audiobooks of the Twillight series.
Yes, I'm that cruel.
 
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Deathtraps are too unreliable. Just shoot the fuckers. Problem solved. If I have any lingering resentment I can desecrate their corpses in some hilarious manner
 

Teoes

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EeveeElectro said:
break his jaw

She broke his jaw!

OT: Much as I'd be tempted to point to what Reek went through and say "That.", I'm not evil enough. I have simple needs. It'd have to be tickle torture.
 

Me55enger

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Blowtorch his eyeballs until they boil and explode.

Simple as that. Although that isn't so much a deathtrap as a fantasy...
 

Sir Shockwave

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Who needs a Deathtrap? Crucifix, some rope, the middle of the Sahara Desert - let him die a slow, agonising death X3
 

Playful Pony

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So I've caught the nutjob who -because I'm a lesbian (and he's clearly jealous)- threw a rock trough my kitchen window and set fire to my mailbox because he has a small penis and is also petty and oh so alone? I'd have him tied down, and have two strong gay men lick his nipples and kiss him tenderly on the neck while rubbing eachother with scented oils, all while Barry White whispers soft tunes from the stereo in a candle lit room. Let him feel some of that real man-love he is so afraid of.

Some background info; the attack on my house was his 5th one on someone that happens to be atracted to the same gender. I don't know if he has done anything else since, but I can only imagine he has. He's not a particularily pleasant man...
 

Keoul

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Put them in an extremely humid room.
Then fill that room with mosquitoes.
There is no escape, he must consume the mosquitoes to survive but in turn he must let the mosquitoes feast on him to increase their numbers, to survive he will forever have to live in this endless cycle of mutual blood harvest. Not to mention they'd never be able to sleep what with all the itching.

Or I could psychologically break his mind by putting nicholas cage faces everywhere he goes. At work? He's there, At your kids piano recital? He's there, sitting on the john reading newspaper? HE'S THERE.
 

smokingplane

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I don't really have enemies who would deserve this treatment, but I would go for death by rat.

Since I know who the trap is intended for I would make a bowl that covers as much of his abdomen and thorax as possible,
place some rats underneath some hot coals on top and then wait till the rats gnawed trough.
 

Sonic_Boom

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My deathtrap would be their own place of living. I'd subtly move their furniture so they keep stubbing their toes. Also i'd do some gaslighting with them. I wouldn't kill their body.

Only their mind.
 

kommando367

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Chain them to the floor and ball-gag them in a windowless soundproof room, inject them with a virus that causes extreme pain for the rest of there now miserable life, and keep them in that state for about 7 minutes before impaling them with a flamethrower and burning them from the inside out until they are reduced to ashes.