You just captured your worst enemy...

[Scarim Coral]

It depend who is this "worst enemy" of my is.

Actually now I think about it, there is one that come to my mind (he was the cool guitarist in our high school but for some reason he hated me as he specifically picked on me for some reason).

I would wired him into a guitar hero like game trap. The purpose it not for him to win at all but for wear him down and fail and that where the trap set in. Once he's down, the loaded trap located on the guitar will spring out like a mouse trap and snap his fingers.

I'm a reasonable guy as while the trap will not cut his fingers off but it will however break the bones so that he can never played an instrument ever again (he don't want to mess with me)!

 

[Heronblade]

I don't really have enemies. At least not any that deserve more than a few rude hand gestures.

But for the sake of the discussion, I'll just assume that I've caught Stalin's extra evil clone, who deliberately starved ten times as many people to death as the original.

Seal him into a decompression chamber and override the safeties. Program in a series of slow pressure increases and rapid decreases. It will slowly tear him apart on the cellular level. Keep the minimum pressure high enough that anyone who opens the chamber, or cuts the power, would kill him, and disable all direct and indirect access to the controls.

 

[IndomitableSam]

I'd go all Bastard of Bolton on them.

... Seriously. I've figured that'd be the way to go before I even read the books.

 

[Erttheking]

I give him enough tasty food and water to last an entire lifetime. Then I put up an unbreakable see through wall, put a plasma there and loop the Twilight saga for the rest of his life. Put in a camera for me to watch and cackle evilly.

I would lock my him up in a small room and subject him to Justin Bieber songs 24/7. Or the audiobooks of the Twillight series.
Yes, I'm that cruel.

FUCK NINJAED

 

[Souplex]

I have my awful roommate captured and tied up?
I throw out his stuff, get a new roommate, and release him somewhere in Australia.

 

[Silvanus]

The best death-trap I ever saw was in a comic by Paul Dini.


The Penguin has Batman captured, and chooses to execute him by tying him up above a tank of vicious sea-lions.


This wasn't even one of the ridiculously old comics from the 60s, or anything. It was released in the 2000s.

 

[Machine Man 1992]

Well then, I'll prepare the nitrous oxide, rubber chicken, googly eye glasses, the small dog, and bucket of mescaline.

 

[Jamieson 90]

hit them with a spoon of course.

 

[zzkill]

Worst enemy? Well, that would be myself!! So... a room that I cannot go out of, and the only activity available would be studying. Ha! Best torture ever.

Otherwise, a bullet to the head. Should be quite efficient.


2nd idea, wipe his memory + Alzheimer, but make him realise that he cannot remember and that it was something important for him. Won't be a bother anymore and he'll be tortured till his death by this.

 

[rednose1]

I can't recall where I had heard this, but I'd do my best to get rid of all of his senses, then set him free.
The hardest one I can think to get rid of would be touch. Haven't put much thought into it (because I'm not a crazy psycho, swear!) but I don't think you could completely remove someone's sense of touch.

If I had to go through the rest of my life trapped in my own head, with no way to interact with the rest of the world, I'd definitely do a swan dive off the deep end. I can't imagine anything worst. So in the world where I'm some kinda evil master criminal and I caught my mortal enemy, that's what they'd have in store.

 

[Saltyk]

I caught my worst enemy? Shit. I was trying to catch chicks.
Can I trade my worst enemy for some cute girls? Because I take that option.

Best deathtrap ever.

 

[likalaruku]

An electric chair with a suicide button.

His or her eyes will be kept pried open & forced to watch the Queen of the Damned & live action Aeon Flux movies ad nauseum, as I deem them to be the worst adaptations ever made. & the commercial breaks will last 30 minutes. If he or she doesn;t understand why those movies are horrid, they will be swapped out with with a marathon of Barbie Princess & the Felix the Cat movie, with some Tellatubbies, the Felix Christmass Special, the failed Pilot to the Bubsy Bobcat TV pilot, & a Let's Play of Bubsy 3D.

His or her ears will be forced to listen to drunk Karaoke covers of annoying songs like Baby Baby Baby, Minnie Riperton's "Loving You," Daft Punk's "Superhero," Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Macy Gray's "I try." Then it will all play again, but the covers will be by tonedeaf children.

Before all of this happens, he or she will be forced to wear tight ice cold soaked jeans & a soaked wool sweater than smells like dog, as well as the most uncomfortable pair of women's shoes I can find.

 

[norashepard]

If I capture my worst enemy, I would not put them in any sort of trap. Instead, I would FURIOUSLY MAKE OUT WITH THEM. If it doesn't kill them instantly from the shock, the possibilities are limitless! Maybe we become friends after that. Maybe more. Maybe we become that one couple on an anime that never actually gets together but everyone wants together. Maybe they are so embarrassed that they propose on the spot and I trap them in the institution of marriage! Hahaha! Of course for that to work we'd have to be one of those places that allow homosexuals.

However, if I just captured a lesser enemy, I'd probably just release it back into the wild. I ain't got time for that shit.

 

[FalloutJack]

break his jaw

She broke his jaw!

She Brerk His Jerrr!

OT:

I'd go all Bastard of Bolton on them.

... Seriously. I've figured that'd be the way to go before I even read the books.

Can I get an explanation on this one?

 

[Teoes]

Spoiler: spoiler snip for space and tidiness

break his jaw

She broke his jaw!

She Brerk His Jerrr!

OT:

I'd go all Bastard of Bolton on them.

... Seriously. I've figured that'd be the way to go before I even read the books.

Can I get an explanation on this one?

Derka durrrrrr!

Have you watched any Game of Thrones/read A Song of Ice and Fire?

Spoiler: spoilered just in case, discussing the nature and pass-times of House Bolton

The Boltons are known to flay their captives. Ramsay Snow, the Bastard of Bolton, liked to hunt women. He would release them, hunt them down on horseback with dogs. The ones who give him good "sport" get their throats cut after he rapes them, then flays the corpse to take the skin as a trophy. The poor sports are raped and then flayed alive.

At one point Ramsay takes a wife in forced marriage to secure her lands, then locks her up in a tower where in starved desperation she eats her own fingers.

At another point Ramsay captures a man and tortures him over the course of weeks/months. Smashes his teeth with a hammer, possibly cuts parts off. Refuses to allow him to wash, leaving him to wallow in his own filth. Flays him gradually - at one point flaying a finger - when the man cannot stand the agony any more he chews the finger off; this displeases Ramsay, who takes a toe in payment. All in all the man loses 2 fingers from one hand, one from another and at least two toes I think. Breaks the man mentally, warping and shattering his perception of who he is/was and reduces him to eating live rats - despite the agony of eating with his destroyed teeth - in order to get some sustenance. The man becomes known as Reek, who is what I also referred to in my first post.

 

[Abomination]

I don't like to waste perfectly good slaves...

So... slavery. Is slavery an option? Because if it's an option I choose slavery.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I think ol' George Carlin hit the nail on the head several times...


Although, my personal favorite would be to strap them into a rack and comb their pubic hair with an extended family of agitated porcupines. If they don't have pubic hair...then I'll pretend they have pubic hair. The more asshole-ish I perceive them to be, the shorter I'll imagine their pubic hair to be.

 

[Ix Rebound]

Chain them to the floor and ball-gag them in a windowless soundproof room, inject them with a virus that causes extreme pain for the rest of there now miserable life, and keep them in that state for about 7 minutes before impaling them with a flamethrower and burning them from the inside out until they are reduced to ashes.

Depending on what they did, I personally would leave them for a bit longer than 7 minutes

OT: I read in a Matthew Reilly book once that described probably the most horrifying torture/death I could imagine

The person would be tied to a metal bed frame so that they couldn't move there arms or legs at all. A box was then placed over there head with a hole in the top and rags stuffed at the neck point.
Two very hungry rats were then dropped into the box which was then closed shut and the person had his face eaten by two rats and couldn't die until they ATE THROUGH HIS FACE AND INTO HIS BRAIN!

fuckin nightmare fuel

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I lock him in a room with a kitten, a rope, and a hook hanging from the ceiling.

He'll know what to do.