You just fell down a well!

[Mcupobob]

So you were wandering around in the forbidden area(what? you don't have one where you live just pretend jeez) and you stumble into a well you try climbing out but someone has seem to have cover the walls with vaseline you try using your cell phone but it has broke on impact(sadface). You look around and find a skeleton and a bunch of random stuff.

heres what you got to work with

-a tub a vaseline(Oh so thats what happen!)
-half of a cigar
-a meter of rope
-a working lighter
-a can of bug spray
-a suitcase of money(Now you must get out of here)
-a simple sewing kit
-a rubber band
-pocket lint
-a hidden chest contain various liquors(some very rare ones at that)
-a party hat
-your broken cell phone
-and a some ragged cloths you got of Mr.Skeleton(you can use his bones as well if your into that sort of thing)

So my fellow escapist I've given you alot of "crap" see if you can make Macgyver proud by escaping the well and lay to rest Mr.bones!

EDIT: The well is 25 feet deep
Extra edit: added a couple more things for you stay in the well people

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd yell and yell and yell hoping someone hears me.
I'd smoke the cigar to look cool when they find me.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Easy. The well, in my version, was 1 meter deep any my head is sticking out of the well. Why the skeleton died... He might just have been retarded a dead body to begin with thrown down. I simply put my arms over the well and drag myself up, brushing myself of.

Yeah, it's important to plan these things : /

 

[Jaywebbs]

Simple. Make a fire from the rope and the clothes and throw the bug spray in and the explosion will send you up and out of the well with the money.

 

[Dxz5roxg]

Assuming it's the world's biggest can of bug spray I'd rubber band it to myself then make a jet pack using the bug spray and the lighter.

 

[UBERfionn]

Shout for Lassie!

"Whats that Lassie? Jimmy's trapped down the well!"

 

[ace_of_something]

die over a few days and use an elaborate urban myth where people pass around a video and I kill them by jumping out of their TV and making their face all weird. I imagine it'd be much scarier with a flat screen and a 6'6" guy.

 

[SonicWaffle]

I'd die, but to pass the time I'd make sweet sweet love to the skeleton (vaseline might help with the eye sockets) and smoke the cigar after, use the lighter and the bug spray to make a crude flamethrower to burn the money, because if I can't have it then nobody can!

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Shout for Lassie!

"Whats that Lassie? Jimmy's trapped down the well!"

LMAO you stole my line...lol

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I'd use the clothes to wipe away the vaseline as I slowly make my way upward...

 

[crudus]

So my fellow escapist I've given you alot of "crap" see if you can make Macgyver proud by escaping the well and lay to rest Mr.bones!

Before I actually answer I am wondering if there is an actual answer to this or if you are just curious.

 

[UBERfionn]

Shout for Lassie!

"Whats that Lassie? Jimmy's trapped down the well!"

LMAO you stole my line...lol

I hate getting Ninjed but it feels good to be the ninja for a change!
Sorry 'bout that!

 

[Mcupobob]

So my fellow escapist I've given you alot of "crap" see if you can make Macgyver proud by escaping the well and lay to rest Mr.bones!

Before I actually answer I am wondering if there is an actual answer to this or if you are just curious.

Nope I was out for my 1 in the morning walk and just came up with it.

 

[DeadMix]

I would use the clothes and sowing kit to make claws with the dead guys bones. I'd break up the cellphone and use the biggest pieces of plastic as plates to keep the bones from stabbing me. (of course wads of cash would work too). I'd do something similar to my shoes.

I'd leave the money there. It'd only be dead weight going up. Could come back for it later with a rope and hook.

I don't really think it'd work in the end, but hey, I'm not going out without a fight.

 

[L4hlborg]

I'd first try to use the sowing kit to make a long rope out of the stuff. Assuming Mr Skeleton is average hight, using different bones of his body to make a rope would make almost a 5 meter rope. Using the clothes would get another meter or 2. Adding the 1m rope, I have an approximately 7 meter rope. Then I'd attach the suitcase to it using it as a grappling hook. Then I'd attempt to climb up.

If I would succeed, hoorray for that. If I would have failed, I would go to make a home-made flare, using bugspray on some of the clothing, setting it on fire and throwing it out. Then I'd stuff the money up my ass to prevent people from finding it.

 

[crudus]

Nope I was out for my 1 in the morning walk and just came up with it.

Works for me. I would try to tie everything I could down there to create 25 feet of "rope" so I could get out.

 

[Mcupobob]

I'd pierce the can of bug spray and use the lighter to set alight the stream of fluids and use the can as a jet pack, the chest of fine liquors would be tied to me.

So you take the chest of liquors with you while jetpacking out but you leave the suitcase of money? Well got to say thats a very Mahn thing to do.

 

[wfpdk]

burn the rope to make a signal fire and light, put on the party hat, get drunk and have a smoke, then wipe the Vaseline off the walls with the clothes and climb out with the money attached to my pants by putting a bone between two of my pants' belt loops and the handle of the suit case. and once the rope fire dies i would break the nozzle of the can of bug spray, to leak a small, constant, amount of gas that I could ignite and use as a portable light source.