You just fell down a well!
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Best anwser I've heard so far! Gave me a good laughMr Thin said:
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Well it was late when I though of this and after I went back to edit the depth of the well, I had already decide to go through my chest of "various liquors" and couldn't be assed to remeber how many meters were in 25 feet.
Presumably the skeleton is average height, hell even if he's tall he can only really rub vaseline about 8 feet up the walls (even then that's a lot of vaseline). So rub-able off with his rags, and even my clothes.
Who cares about decency? I'm rich.
Shimmy up the now dry walls if necessary using the sharpest bone you can find to dig some holds into the wall. Inevitably slip off and fall. Repeat until free or dead.
Come back for the money and liquor later.
OR,
Use the cloths and sewing kit to make a Chinese lantern. Puncture the side of the bug spray and wedge in the cigar for fuel and a wick. Sew an SOS message on the lantern and light the cigar. Let it rise gracefully and escape the well to be noticed and found.
Could make a second lantern with the party hat and the lighter. using string woven out of the rope. Send that one up an hour later.
If it is a forbidden area then there will be at least border patrols to investigate such an incident.
Trade my way out with the liquor (the money being secretly sewn to the inside of my clothes).
Who cares about decency? I'm rich.
Shimmy up the now dry walls if necessary using the sharpest bone you can find to dig some holds into the wall. Inevitably slip off and fall. Repeat until free or dead.
Come back for the money and liquor later.
OR,
Use the cloths and sewing kit to make a Chinese lantern. Puncture the side of the bug spray and wedge in the cigar for fuel and a wick. Sew an SOS message on the lantern and light the cigar. Let it rise gracefully and escape the well to be noticed and found.
Could make a second lantern with the party hat and the lighter. using string woven out of the rope. Send that one up an hour later.
If it is a forbidden area then there will be at least border patrols to investigate such an incident.
Trade my way out with the liquor (the money being secretly sewn to the inside of my clothes).
I just REALLLY hope she knows how to say "Devin" instead of "Jimmy"UBERfionn said:
Don't want them showing and being all "That's not Jimmy! We've been tricked!"
i'd stash the money somewhere in my pockets and then use my incredbly long body to slowly push myself up by placing my hands on one walla and my feet on the other.
I don't know what I'd do, but I'd set fire to the end of the rope in order to give myself the motivation to get something done. /shittyjoke.
NINJA!jultub said:Using the bug spray and the lighter, I'd burn the vaseline off the walls and then I'd climb up
But you forgot to use the rope to tie the case of money to yourself!
I assume there's water at the bottom of this well? If so then I'd begin the very lengthy process of washing the vaseline off the walls at the bottom then empty the can of bug spray and fill that up with water, I'd wedge myself between the walls and continue working my way up the well, praying I didn't fall.
When I had washed the walls off, I'd make a makeshift grapling hook out of bones and tie it to the rope, then throw it up and try to hoist myself out, carrying the money with me.
When I had washed the walls off, I'd make a makeshift grapling hook out of bones and tie it to the rope, then throw it up and try to hoist myself out, carrying the money with me.
