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Drakane

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I fell off of... something, much alcohol was involved and I can't find anyone who knows.

I am guessing a car naked again.
 

Professor James

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Hyrule(r) said:
I fell off my ex-husband's [http://iasshole.org/?p=1995]affordable health insurance [http://www.goldenrule.com] when we decided to split. As an freelance writer who now has to provide health benefits out of her own pocket, that's been one the most financially detrimental things I've ever experienced.

I also fell off my bike yesterday. YEE-OUCH!
Where do you live, it's a little bit cold and icy to be riding your bike.

OT I fell off my staircase and landed on my couch.
 

Nannernade

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Sexy Street said:
I fell off my panda-raider while fighting off the scourge of the pretty princess puppy brigade!
I don't think anyone can think of something more creative than this, I bow to you good sir. ^-^
 

Free Thinker

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I fell off my magical cloud because I had impure thoughts. Not my fault the path went over a nude photo shoot for Swedish super models...
 

Trivun

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I fell off the roof before managing to hit that damn egg-timer button. As a result everyone I know and care about has just been killed in an explosion, and I'm going to be gassed to death...

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