You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[thenumberthirteen]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20081011.gif

Definitely Batman.

<spoiler=Or more likely>http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090119.gif

 

[K84]

Wake up, and think to myself: "luckily this never happens to me, cuz i'm badass".
Then it actually happens.
The thought would be: "Karma is your mom, a total *****"

 

[neoman10]

realistically = Oh, balls

Favorably = At least I quite while I am ahead

 

[esplode]

"Seemed like a good idea at the time."

 

[Enrathi]

At least the bill collectors will stop calling.

 

[ssgt splatter]

"What the hell did I do to deserve this?"

 

[Spuddo]

That really WAS an effective suicide method!

 

[General BrEeZy]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*grins*

 

[psych0r3bel]

"OW! MY EYE! MY FRIGGIN EYE!!"

Realistically speaking, though: "Aw fuck. -_-"

 

[mrF00bar]

"shit" or "fuck" I think would be my last thoughts if that were to happen.

 

[snibbor]

that's no way to get ahead in life

 

[Eumersian]

Probably something related to how much pain I'm in right now. Oh my GODDDDD!! GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! And other sorts of things are quite likely to be my last thoughts.

 

[Kwatsu]

"Lousy Polymorph Chicken spell."

 

[Gidiel167]

huh, so thats where the remote went.

 

[guess who]

My last thoughts?

"Well this sucks."

 

[ascorbius]

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

 

[GoodEyeSniper]

"Why did no one ever love me?"

 

[Matt King]

either
well... FUCK

or just try to roll around wobbling my tounge to creep out my killers

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Jokey: Dang, I was two days from retirement!

Serious: No, not this way, please no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO