You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[liveslowdiefast]

well that was a waste of time.

 

[ABLb0y]

Shit. i never got to play Rule of Rose...

 

[azurine]

"wow, this is surprisingly painful." *dies*
or, what I'd really be thinking,
"well I'm obviously dreaming, there's no way I could ever lose a fight to someone like HIM!"

 

[Booze Zombie]

"REMEMBER TO DUCK, MOTHER FU-!"

 

[varulfic]

"Gee, I hope no one makes a pointless hypothetical thread about this situation"

 

[dystopiaINC]

LOL "challenge accepted"

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

Where's duct tape when you need it?

 

[thylasos]

"Oh, bugger."

 

[TheLiham]

"Ah, tis but a scratch!" or "Hmm. I wonder how this is going to impact on my social skills."

Oh, or "OH GOD, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE HITCHER!" /Obscure reference of a British TV show.

You mean Tony Harrison ;D

OT: Look behind you a three headed monkey! *tries to roll away*

...This is an outraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage! XD

But I was referencing the live show they did in...2006, I think. Poke around the internet a bit more, then you should see what I was referring to. XD

Its a outraaaaaaaaaage that I haven't seen that xD

If you can remember the name of the live show I'll look it up later

 

[bam13302]

now how did that happen?

 

[PowerC]

Well... my HMO's not covering this...

 

[Bloodstain]

Probably something like "OMG WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED", if any thoughts at all.

alternately I'd try to raise one eyebrow for whoever found the body to see

Hehe. Good idea.

 

[Jenx]

"Well...shit."

 

[Pills_Here]

"You know, I think I might be able to survive this."

 

[Mr. Simpleton]

"Jizzed in my pants." followed by a jizz face.

 

[DutchAssassin8]

Awesome! I died the same way as Jango Fett! DAMN YOU MACE WINDU....urgh!(and other sounds of death)

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"Eh... this ain't that bad."

alternatively

"MY HATRED FOR YOU WILL UNMAKE THE UNIV- *dead*"

 

[Mitsozuka]

I REGRET NOTHING!


or

FREEDOM!