You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[CarpathianMuffin]

Ow! A hard wood floor is no place to drop a severed head. I really should've sp-

 

[MercurySteam]

"How the fuck did I end up here?"

or if it happens an time in the next 30 minutes:

"Great, now how am I gonna pick up my Dragon Age 2 Signature Edition?"

 

[CardinalPiggles]

"u ****"

 

[RA92]

Ha ha you idiots! I chose <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.269795-Poll-Choose-your-immortality>regeneration! So my body gets to grow a new head and my head grows a new body.

Guess who's NEGA RAIYAN?

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

"Well this is a downer to my day."

 

[Ducktard]

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*die*

 

[Dapsen]

*Think of girlfriend*.

*Die*.

 

[Captain_M]

o/ "Always look on the bright side of life, dee doo-dee-dooby-dooby-doo....." o/

 

[Mrsoupcup]

The failure.

 

[Continuity]

Neeed..... Beer....

 

[Reveras]

Well they are "How is she so stupid? How is he that fucking retarded? Why in the hell did I do that because of her?"

 

[Harveypot]

Oh, Cock it!

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

"Well ain't that a kick in the head..."

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"DECAPATATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*dies*

That would totally screw with people's heads upon seeing my head fly through the air singing that.

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Look at who did it and say "The Game" then laugh until I cant

 

[Living Contradiction]

"Well, THAT was unpleasant."

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSS"

 

[CarlMin]

"I wish I'd told Bolt that I love him<3"