You just got stabbed...

[MisterDyslexo]

"Eat shit and die!", of course, in tribute to the King. Or at least thats my first thought. I'd then probably throw one of my knives I always carry on me at him. To a harmful effect? Maybe not. But it could maybe give him something to think about.

"Goodbye, lover" and "I'm ready, how about you?" come into mind.

 

[Kapol]

I would say something along the lines of: "You stabbed me! You fucking stabbed me! Why did you stab me!? What did you stab me for!? Who are you!? WHARGARBLE!" And then, with my last breath, I would mutter. "The chickens... are in... the basket..." Then promptly die.

 

[Kopikatsu]

'Pretend that...I'm saying...something...profound...'

And then I would die.

Alternatively, "For...THE EMPEROR!'

 

[Nulmas]

This: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Power_word_kill

That would teach the murdering bastard a good lesson.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"And that was the first time I died."

 

[nico74]

"You must find the map to the treasure, succeed where I have failed my child"

 

[Tselis]

I'd laugh, because my husband would pull out the axe he keeps under the bed and go to town.

 

[daunchy]

"Ow."

And then my consciousness would cease to exist forever.

 

[Pandaman1911]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

DAMMIT! Now I gotta think up something original.


...I'd probably just say what most people think as they die.

"Damn."

 

[6_Qubed]

"How did you get over the electrified fence..."

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Multiple endings!

Ending 1: "Now, you're going to be hunted down for the rest of your life."
Ending 2: I bite my own tongue and spit it at his face. My germs/spit will convict him.
Ending 3: I use the last my strength and try to break his nearest bone, scaring him for life.
Ending 4: "This isn't over, Mr. Anderson."

Personally, 2 and 4 are the most badass.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"not again"

being stabbed is NOT fun.

 

[superstringz]

"Hi Dad"
Not that he'd actually be related to me in any way, but if he's stupid/high enough then he might just believe he killed his own kid, but would never be able to get a conclusive yes/no.

 

[Supertegwyn]

One of these two:

Rosebud...... (to completely confuse the attacker)
or
MAN TAKING A SHIT IN ANOTHER MANS MOUTH THEN FUCKING ON SHIT AND VOMIT (to disgust the attacker)

 

[Deadyawn]

may there be a HELL for you! a tartarus, bleak, unending!

...Ok not really (also cookie for the reference)

I'd probably say something like "what the fuck?!" and then throw my snotty tissue in his face.

 

[Riddle78]

1) Grab wrist
2) Lean towards throat
3) Say "I hear we taste like chicken"
4) Bite as large a chunk as possible from the fuckwit's throat.
5) Watch him/her bleed out
6) Die soon thereafter

 

[ImperialSunlight]

If he somehow was able to successfully attack me with my staff in the room...
"Dear sir, I would like to issue a complaint about your rash and terribly inappropriate behaviour in my home. It is quite unsafe and I would ask that you refrain from such activity in the future. Sincerely, theemporer. " *dies*

 

[lordmoneywager]

But I...just....preordered....Batman....*death*

 

[William Ossiss]

simple. "If i die, you are forgiven. If i live... I Will Kill You."

and such are the rules of honor.