You just got stabbed...

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Oooh I just thought of a good one!


"You will never stop us! We are legion!"

 

[Madara XIII]

"Well, that was random..."

Or my personal favorite.

"Son of a *****! HUUUUUUUURRRRG BLEGH!"

Cookie if you know where that's from.

 

[TorturedAvatar]

"Was it worth it?"

 

[mjc0961]

I dunno. I can't think of anything witty. So probably something boring like "Fuck you asshole!"

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

And then you transform into Tomegatherion, right? Or maybe I'm just trying to hard to find a Body Harvest reference (they did use that line in the game though).

 

[Bob_Dobb]

Throw him a curveball and say

"Superman 64 is the greatest game ever made."

 

[chaosyoshimage]

"Well, that was random..."

Or my personal favorite.

"Son of a *****! HUUUUUUUURRRRG BLEGH!"

Cookie if you know where that's from.

Someone better get that cookie, because I totally feel like I've heard that before, but have no clue where it's from and it's driving me insane now.

 

[Yugeky20]

Regenerate like the doctor and use my younger more fit body to kick his arse with the knife he tried to kill me with... LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

 

[supflidowg]

I would probably say.. "Could you believe this wasn't the first time..."

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

"You must find the treasure, for the sake of tuten-"
*dies*

Either that or a swift knee in the bollocks.

 

[Jamster003]

Either one of two.

1) I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili
(this one was actually a famous last words saying)

2) He stabbed me, and now he's going to stab him. ooooh my goooooooooooooood.
Points for reference

 

[Quantum Star]

"I was just two days from retirement."

 

[zomnomnom]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

 

[Aetera]

"I'm a leaf on the wind..."

-or-

"Bastard. Regenerating... is a *****... [small]Maybe I'll be a ginger..."[/small] *dies*

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Something like "I'll be back"... oh, I'm immortal btw.

 

[ultimateownage]

Huuuuuuuug

or

You're gonna regret that.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Gazpacho soup!

EDIT: \Why did I have to wear a red shirt today?

 

[Tyrant T100]

I have a stab proof vest in my room so I'd be fine.
But if I had to say something I'd grab my sabre, stab him and say "Stick around!" before bleeding out.

 

[La Barata]

Somebody walked into the room and tried to stab me a few weeks back at work.

What I said to him was "I'm sending you my cleaning bill" after I broke his face with my kneecap.

I'm a security guard in a city. This is a sadly common occurrence.

 

[JemothSkarii]

Lean in close to his ear and whisper in a rasping, weezing voice 'As I slip down into the pits of hell, tears of pitch will run down my face, and as you lay in bed, I will open my mouth and sing the song which will end the Earth'
...Inspired by a certain web-comic, always loved the last bit of it.

 

[rvbnut]

Why.....