You just got stabbed...

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Veldel

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if anything its him who would get stabbed I keep a a sword with arms length along with several knifes and im always on alert so even if im stabed im killing the fucker
 

Infernai

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"..Stabbed in the chest, why is it always the chest? Hehe...kind of funny when you think about it..." After that Proceed to grab them and start laughing right in their face before i finally die of blood loss just to scare the absolute shit out of them ala. The Joker:

 

AngloDoom

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Aug 2, 2008
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Realistically?

"BLARGHARGH WHATTHEFUUUUUCK?!"

Ideally:

"Damn...my one weakness: knife-wounds..."
 

Bvenged

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I would herd him/her towards the window by either drawing him/her over or pushing gently with my torso; then I would throw myself into him/her and use my momentum to throw us both into and out of the window. It's possible. The alternative since I weight so little would be to stab them with my penknife. I keep it down ... I'm not saying :D:D:D Now I'm gonna need a new plan of action since I've spilled my beans; or should I now I've told you that too? MWWWUUAAHAHAHAHAHA evil killer be paranoid!
 

Kizi

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'Wouldn't you rather want to just steal the 1 million dollars I keep in my -' and then I would die.
 

Magicmad5511

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May 26, 2011
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Well, This sucks.
or
I must tell someone the location of my treasure. It is at*dies*

either one would work
 

skeliton112

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Depends exactly how long I have. I have facebook open right now and my first reaction, if possible, would be to put "fuck you" as my status.

If I could only talk to the stranger, I'd hit on them. In spite. The best kind of flirtation.
 

Tigurus

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Something like:

"Omg Spawnkiller Noob!" and then die <_<

or

"The pheasant has no agenda..."
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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I'd chuckle then calmly say "Can't die here. Life's too good to die" While mentally praying that a friend walks up behind him and knocks him out with a frying pan, call and ambulance and save my life...I'm scared of dying
 

Puddleknock

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"clever girl"


now granted the context my be wrong. The person may not be female nor is it a particually clever thing to do but hey its my last words and I want to go out in style.
 

Melon Hunter

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Cheat the system by launching into a monologue that doesn't contain any full stops and is in fact one sentence, whilst dressing the wound and calling an ambulance/walking to hospital. Job done.

Alternatively, look him straight in the eye, and say "Your mother would be so disappointed, Adrian." It probably wouldn't work, but if the killer was in fact named Adrian, the look on their face would be priceless. And if not, at least it would leave them confused.
 

Zhukov

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Dec 29, 2009
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Realistically: "Ow, fuck, that hurts!"

Ideally: "Live a long life, because when it ends I'll be waiting for you."
 

Kaymish

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"ya know of all the ways i imagined my death getting stabbed by some punk was not one of them"
or more likely in the words of Shakespeare himself
"ouch you stabbed me *dies* i am dead"
or even more likely
"ow ow fuck"