You just got stabbed...

[ssgt splatter]

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

Oh yeah. Give him a stroke.

"Haha joke's on you, I have Hepatitis!" ~Fling blood at him

At the very least it'd scare the shit out of him/her.

HA! Family Guy reference! I love it!

Damn it! I can't think of anything original. Oh fuck it, I'd scream in agony and die.

 

[amppi1236]

I'd do this:

 

[jonyboy13]

"I f*cked your dad."

Cookie for reference

Captcha: during neragis
What am I to do during this neragis?

 

[Korak the Mad]

I would start laughing maniacally, and tell the attacker "You've just made a horrible mistake" and let out a beastial roar and attack them.

 

[Floggo]

WITH MY LAST WORDS I CURSE ZOIDBERG.

 

[winter2]

"Enjoy the live grenade I put in your pants"

Or as an alternative..

"Dinkleberg!"

 

[Cheesus333]

"Oh God, you've doomed us all! Don't you know what you've done!? There's no time - take this!"

*throw random item at him*

"Take it to Gabriel, under the canal bridge - you won't see him but he'll be there, waiting. He'll tell you what to do. Godspeed, my successor - go, go!

Then I'd die C:

 

[Restoshamankk]

Marieke.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

A: bite his neck and drink his blood
B: get my knife and stab him back
D: "the cleaners are gonna be pissed...

 

[ZeroMachine]

OH SHIT I GOT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"AH! You stabbed me!"

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would say something to try scare them or confuse them. It wouldn't do much good but at least I get a little revenge. If I thought at all it might work I would tell him to at least make sure people know I died so I wouldn't lie in here for a few days.

 

[Sovereign _909]

Laugh as my conscious transfer to another clone body.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

pah. reading all these dramatic last lines. I don't recall giving ANY of you leave to die. BACK on your feet cowards!

 

[Shakomaru]

I hope this lets me got tiger!

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I know exactly what I'd do!


If I have no choice but to die, I may as well give the fucker nightmares for the rest of his life.

Edit: I suppose I should have expected this would already be up...

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'd grab their arm to stop them leaving, draw some occult symbol on them in blood and chant a lovecraftian-style curse, while looking batshit insane. That should make them just about piss their pants.

....But no, really?

I'd probably just say "AAAAAUGH!!! WHAT THE !@#$ IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

 

[Kurai Angelo]

Watch where you put that knife... I HAS TEH AIDS!!!!