You just got stabbed...

[Febel]

I've been stabbed once before so I guess this time around it would be something like "Oh damn, not again" or possibly "At least it wasn't my girlfriend this time."

 

[Dutch 924]

"Huh, so that's what it feels like to die. Funny; I expected it to hurt."

Honestly, I'm so placid I wouldn't be bothered. Maybe try and pull the knife out and kill him, but that's about it.

 

[TheDarkKing]

I'm guessing I would say "WHAT THE HELL!?" and try to stop the bleeding...

 

[sdfgsdfgdfsg]

I would want to die with something like: "New Futurama sucks"

But I...just....preordered....Batman....*death*

Lol'd.

 

[Dutch 924]

"Just as Pinkie Pie planned!"

And the confusion on their face would make me die happy XD

Of course, if they've read some of the fan-made MLP comics out there, they would be traumatised by fear.

Haha, you're avatar is shufflin' to the music I'm listening to

 

[Drunkern_Hobo]

"With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!"

 

[Mestraal]

Going for the reference angle 'The World Ends With...Me'
Although he'd probably assume I have a massive god complex or something.

Realistically?
I'd likely scream a little, or if I'm feeling manly say 'Ow, fuck, fuck, damn'.

 

[thylasos]

"Bugger."

I think that covers it.

 

[thahat]

grab knife, make sure its oriented to go between ribs, stab at heart or attacker.
then depending on where i was stabbed, try to stop the bleeding, or die. a normal stabwound wont kill you imediately. depends where it hits you. and with what the basterd stabbed you in the first place.

 

[SilentCom]

May I have another?

 

[The Funslinger]

"god damnit, Again!?"

Ninja'd.

"Oh for fuck's sake, this again?"

In all seriousness, I have been (unsuccessfully) mugged and stabbed before. If possible, I'd do what I did the first time and punch him in the face.

 

[imnot]

REGENERATE YOU ***** REGENAAUUUUGH

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

I demand you come back with a bigger knife and stab me properly. - Greatest last words ever

 

[Mikeyfell]

I'd sing Friday. really loud.
"Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday!"
He'd never stab anyone again. Except maybe himself.

 

[GraveeKing]

'Just you wait until I re-spawn...'

 

[latiasracer]

Lol What? -die-

 

[Master Phoenix]

I would probably say something like "Hi, how are you?" with my last breath in a way that he not only hears it, but every time someone else says that to him, he'll remember me and feel nervous.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

'and they said that nobody expects the spanis inquisition'

 

[MadeinHell]

Being a realist I'd say "Garghlehehahhghahlehh"
Than wither and die.


In all honesty though I got stabbed in the gut once and I managed to get to the hospital by myself. I passed out about 10 meters away from the entrance but it still counts!

 

[SpaceBat]

"And that was the first time I died."

Awesome darkness quote. I'd say the same.