You just got stabbed...

[TheSmokingFox]

hm-hm-hm-hm-mua-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

"Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!"

Yes, I'm aware of the fact that it makes no sense in said context... however that's part of the point. It'll stick with him for a while, I'd imagine.

"Z0MG H4X" if I was in a particularly retarded mood.

Also, one wouldn't die in just a few(two or three) seconds even if one were to cut the arteries.
Granted, it'd be quick, but not that quick.

 

[lacktheknack]

I turn angrily to the attacker, look him dead in the eye, summon the breath for one last powerful projective scream...

"TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP, ONE FINGER, AND THE BME PAIN OLYMIPIIIIIIIIIICS!"

And then die.

Alternatively, if it hurts too much to breathe all the way in, you turn, give him turret-eye, and "I don't hate you."

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I would want to die with something like: "New Futurama sucks"

With my final breath, I curse Zoidburg!

 

[Bloedhoest]

Stab me again my sweet little murderer.

I actually have a shirt with that printed on the back.

 

[WeAreStevo]

I'd quickly turn on a stereo that would play "goodbye horses" and then say "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

 

[rda_Highlander]

I'm afraid that I shall be very busy with coughing blood and screaming to really say something meaningfull.

 

[Private Custard]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd grab his face and stick my thumbs deep into his eye sockets.

What's the point in killing him back if you can condemn him to a life of darkness instead?

 

[C117]

Well, I don't really have any awesome death speeches on hand.

So I'd probably stutter "what the F*CK was that for?!"

 

[Jakub324]

"I'll see you next week..." That'll scare the shit out of him!

 

[Angus565]

BANGKOK!
Then with my last amount of strength, I would kick him in the dick.
SO HARD!

 

[game-lover]

Is there a limit on how long the sentence can be?
As long as I'm still speaking for that one sentence, will I stay alive until it ends?

Because if there is no limit, and as long as I live while the sentence is still going, I would totally filibuster his ass. I would talk, and talk, and talk for as long as I could hold that one sentence, until the unfortunate bastard killed himself, then I'd die off right then and there, and talk the shit out of his spirit.

I love you...

That is just awesome. I couldn't think of anything to say. But this is just perfect.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

"Stab me till I cum"

 

[Dectomax]

"Haha joke's on you, I have Hepatitis!" ~Fling blood at him

At the very least it'd scare the shit out of him/her.

Genius! :')


OT: Probably something along the lines of: "You bastard! I'ma fucki-blegh"

What? I'ma realist...

 

[Aerosteam]

I'm not sure if this is said before but:

Okay, I GOT THE POINT. *Laughs* *Dies*

Pun intended.

 

[JaceArveduin]

I wouldn't say a damn thing, but with my last ounce of strength I would try to return the favour.

There we go, I'd be stickin the knife I always carry through his throat.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I've been stabbed before, although it didn't kill me. (close call once though but thankfully the blade of my attacker got lodged in between my ribs and because of that it didn't penetrate through to puncture my lung)

I'd probably say/do the same thing I did back then: say nothing and slash my attacker across his face with the blade I had.

 

[Dalek Caan]

"Your dead when I respawn."

Have that fucker look over his/her shoulder everyday.

 

[souper soup guy]

Et tu Random guy? Then stumble moderate student.