You just got teleported to the STALKER universe...

[Fniff]

Well,you were at the shop,buying some food when god got really bored and randomly teleported you to the STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl universe.

What do you do?

(Note: You get teleported to the corden,not outside the zone.)

 

[WrongSprite]

Live in that little villagey type thing right at the start.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Run around in an anorak until the world crashes.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I dunno.
In The Ess.Tee.Aee.Ell.Kay.Eee.Arr (However Yahtzee says it ;o) universe I guess I would explode.

 

[xDarc]

I dunno- I never played STALKER. Am I missing anything?

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Cry about getting transported to this wasteland instead of the Capitol Wasteland.

After that I'd get so muddied-down in repetition and quick-save-revivals I'd end up killing myself.

Assuming I couldn't get back, if I could then I'd try to do so.

 

[darkless]

Uh...Get a job and Go home I would only be in chernobyl

 

[Merrik Waters]

Head for the nearest weapons store. Board it up and start yelling random profanities. COME GET ME MOTHER F***ERS

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Travel to Bar and try to fit in, the main issue would be getting there, but if I got cool with duty I'd be fine.

Also people who say ess.tee.ayy.ell.kay.eee.arrr. are jerks, bugger off and quote something unique and funny.

Meanie.

 

[thiosk]

Stalker universe, eh?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be outside Jodie Foster's house.

 

[Spaghetti]

Well...upon realising where I was I'd probably shit bricks.

Then, upon recoving from that horror, I'd somehow make my way to Bar and hang out there.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

As the title says, i'd be Stalking the few mutated women near Prypiat! Hahahahaha

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Cry about getting transported to this wasteland instead of the Capitol Wasteland.

After that I'd get so muddied-down in repetition and quick-save-revivals I'd end up killing myself.

Assuming I couldn't get back, if I could then I'd try to do so.

Why would you want the capital wasteland? You dont even have a pitboy.

True, but if I was in the Capitol Wasteland, I could book it to Raven Rock and volunteer for the Enclave, or go to either the Pentagon or Rivet City. They seem far more secure and stable than any of the outposts I've seen in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

And in the Capitol, you can pretty much dodge any encounter you don't want. In S.T.blahblahblah, you go outside for any length of time and there are things lined-up around the block to fuck you up.

 

[xDarc]

I dunno- I never played STALKER. Am I missing anything?

Damn good game when patched. One of the best I've played anyway.

cool. thanks, i'll check it out.