You kicked my heart in the ass

[Harley Q]

Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

 

[Fappy]

Did I read cats? I believe I did. They cure all ills:

 

[Hazy992]

That sucks Sorry to here that, but here:
I dare you to feel bad after this

 

[Qitz]

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.


Also, Song of Storms Remix 10hrs because it's that damn awesome.

 

[Fappy]

That sucks Sorry to here that, but here:
I dare you to feel bad after this

God I love this video. Bison approves!

 

[DrRockor]

I couldn't think of anything so here is lawyer dog

 

[Hazy992]

That sucks Sorry to here that, but here:
I dare you to feel bad after this

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

 

[DrRockor]

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

 

[Qitz]

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

That's what the videos perfect for.

Or if you need more drastic measures for funny, this guy ALWAYS cracks me up.

 

[Fappy]

That sucks Sorry to here that, but here:
I dare you to feel bad after this

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

That was fucking horrifying!

 

[Hazy992]

That sucks Sorry to here that, but here:
I dare you to feel bad after this

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

That was fucking horrifying!

Sorry but I think you misspelled magnificent.

 

[Mayhaps]

Todays

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Harley Q,

You wanted to find fault so that you had something to blame your current heart break on? Well, this guy has admitted to enough faults for many lifetimes. Enjoy!

 

[Vamantha]

Hope you feel better. D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUsGUCxYAVk

 

[porpoise hork]

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

Ow, I think something in my brain broke watching that..

 

[loa]

Hope my sticky buddy here cheered you up or I'll have to go get the magic rubber fingers...

 

[-Ezio-]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Break ups hurt, even the calm and quiet ones.

So here you go, this made me laugh a lot the other day and I hope it at least makes you smile a little bit.


Remember you are a beautiful person and there are other fish in the sea. Press X to Shaun.

 

[Xangba]

drinking a gallon of vodka

Not as helpful as one might hope unfortunately. Now whiskey on the other hand...

But seriously, it sucks, but it really comes down to powering through it. Find distractions like gaming (since you're on the escapist I can assume games are valid), movies, friends, ect. Big party type things aren't necessarily a good idea, because I know a lot of people that have tried something like that and end up doing something stupid because of it. Personally I like to go to the range and spend a few hours sending rounds down to blow off some steam. There's also working out until you can't move, or watching a good sitcom (I like Scrubs, and a friend will watch Friends when feeling down). Just find whatever helps and stick with it.