You kicked my heart in the ass

[The Funslinger]

Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

I'd forgo the vodka. After being dumped, a mishap with that stuff hospitalized me. I have no memory, and only know that was why because I went to another camp out the next week, and the alcohol was making me depressed, and with the atmosphere not being great, all I had to do was sit and reminisce. Didn't take long to figure it out after that.

 

[Hollyday]

Watch QI. lots and Lots and LOTS of QI. Not only does the sound of Stephen Fry's voice cure EVERYTHING, it's also educational (ish). What more could you want?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORoTCBrCKIQ

 

[Richardplex]

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

Trippy, but doesn't come close to this.
Seriously, what the fuck film industry?

 

[V TheSystem V]

Been there, my friend. Even if it doesn't hurt straight away it hurts after time. You have my sympathy, and I even have a funny video for you to watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uErtxgLWg4&ob=av3e

Seriously, I whistle this in the shower. It's catchy and makes everything right with the world.

 

[LT Cannibal 68]

Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

judging by your username and avatar i'ma say you're a girl, so what i recommend IS crying your eyes out it helps you get that out of the way fast and get over your ex significant other. Or you could do what you suggested get a bottle of vodka and bottoms up NOSTROVIA!!

 

[Qitz]

Trippy, but doesn't come close to this.
Seriously, what the fuck film industry?

God, now THAT takes me back, reminds me of Heffalumps and Woozles too.

 

[V TheSystem V]

Been there, my friend. Even if it doesn't hurt straight away it hurts after time. You have my sympathy, and I even have a funny video for you to watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uErtxgLWg4&ob=av3e

Seriously, I whistle this in the shower. It's catchy and makes everything right with the world.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

That sucks, as someone who...I think...is going through the same currently (gotta love uncertainty), this thread was kind of what I needed right about now...
http://trololololololololololo.com/
The above does help though, or at least it drowns out my flatmates getting drunk, which is sometimes the same.

 

[Stilkon]

I couldn't think of anything so here is lawyer dog

That is adorable beyond belief.

OT: Breaking up always sucks. At least it wasn't ugly, right? In the meantime:

 

[Jaeke]

Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

Well now... single you say *ahem* /straightenhair
Just kidding. My sympathies.
Here's the single most damn funny thing you will never forget.

edit: Unless by a random act of the cosmos, according to this post's title you have seen what I consider my most favorite movie of all time:

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Oh, man. That sucks. Not even any cathartic yelling or anything, nothing childish to help you think "I'm better off without them"? Bummer.

Spoiler: I know it's not much, but laughing always helps

Might I suggest running amok in a game? Maybe building something representative of them in Minecraft, and TNT it down? Or inventory in tons of wool, and set it on fire? Do something they always said they wouldn't do? Stumble?

 

[Abedeus]

snip

Hah, all of his comics are brilliant.

I do recommend Persona and Ace Attorney ones, too.

 

[Nieroshai]

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

Cyriak can murder my brain any time.

 

[Rheinmetall]

Look at this picture, it can make you smile..

http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/a-few-goodmen.jpg

 

[Aerosteam]

Witness one of the greatest fights ever of all time ever....And one of the greatest troll dances ever of all time ever.

 

[wurrble182]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_oUJAhKsI