You know somethings wrong when...

[rosac]

Most of us have had moments when something happens and you think to yourself: "Wait, somethings wrong here." I'll tell you a couple of mine, and post your own (the more humurous the better.)

You know somethings wrong when:

Someone says to you that everythings going to be all right, that there's no need to worry etc.

Banging your head against a desk isn't painful any more, in fact its rather relieving.

For some reason everyone around you thinks you are homosexual, despite the fact you're in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

cheers

rosac

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

You know something's wrong when people are giving you odd looks and your legs are surprisingly breezy today.

 

[Hazy]

You know something's wrong when you take an elevator to the top floor of your office, and you work in a one-story building.

 

[Gxas]

For some reason everyone around you thinks you are homosexual

I edited out the last part because it isn't necessary.

Let me ask you this: Are you confident in your sexuality?

If so, who cares if other people think you're gay. I swear, most everyone thinks I'm gay, but I don't care. I know I'm not, and thats all that counts.

 

[Subzerowings]

You know something's wrong when you see your psychiatrist reaching for a gun.

-snip-

Wow. Quickest un-ban ever. Welcome back?

 

[Distorted Stu]

When people say you stink of piss. Like, all the time.

[sub]Thats just an example..[/sub]

 

[Mydnyght]

You know there is something wrong when the ships captain falls asleep at the wheel....Oh wait in would just go round in circles!

Well, I'll touch up on that with this:

You know something is REALLY wrong when over the intercom you can hear the pilot(s) snoring.

 

[Hoppetussa]

I swear, most everyone thinks I'm gay, but I don't care. I know I'm not, and thats all that counts.

But it's hard to get chicks when they think you're gay.

OT: You know something's terribly wrong when you're playing on Xbox Live and nobody makes a joke about your mother.

 

[PureChaos]

when everything seems to be running smoothly

 

[Hazy]

-snip-

Wow. Quickest un-ban ever. Welcome back?

Good to be back.

You guys are easily the nicest community I've ever seen.

 

[Gxas]

I swear, most everyone thinks I'm gay, but I don't care. I know I'm not, and thats all that counts.

But it's hard to get chicks when they think you're gay.

You would think, but chicks flock when they think you're gay. Then, after they get to know you, if they stick around, you have a shot.

Though, I haven't experienced the part that comes after that. I'm just an ass.

 

[Armored Prayer]

You know somethings wrong when nothing wrong is going on.

 

[TheTaco007]

You know something's wrong when vampires start sparkling...

 

[Benj17]

You know somethings wrong when a bomb technicians running away from a mysterious ticking noise

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

You know something's wrong when your fingertips turn numb/there is a blur in the centre of your vision/you lose strength in your hands.

-snip-

Wow. Quickest un-ban ever. Welcome back?

Good to be back.

You guys are easily the nicest community I've ever seen.

*plays Rocky theme tune*

Glad too see the un-ban. Now we must preach the word of the Mother series! When the moment calls it of course. And thanks for the friend request!

 

[tomtom94]

Teehee. When I clicked on this thread, the forum looked like this:
You know something's wrong when...
Sexual Promiscuity Causes Earthquakes!

...I thought it was funny.

OT: ...it's one day until an exam and all you can think of doing is wanking.
I need to revise, damnit!

 

[tehweave]

You know something's wrong when people are giving you odd looks and your legs are surprisingly breezy today.
[/QUOTE]

I laughed.

You know something's wrong when after two years of bad luck, all of a sudden you find a girlfriend, a steady job, a better apartment, and find your old copies of Pokemon Red and Gold completely unscathed.

Either that or the gods of fate are throwing you a bone.

 

[tirsden]

You know something's wrong when vampires start sparkling...

THIS.

Also, you know something's wrong when a movie worse than your worst fanfiction from 8th grade actually makes it to the screen.