You know Video Games have ruined you when...

[Simeon Ivanov]

When you're in a slow elevator ride and you don't move at all.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

When you tell the police to back down and let you handle it in a hostage situation, because you're an Italian plumber.

 

[Drakmorg]

You start carrying around a dead cat you found because you think if you can find the owner you'll get a reward.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

When standing on top of your local chapel and you look for the cart of hay.

 

[mephistophelesees]

when you fail a test in school and think, that's fine, i'll quick-load now

 

[Cid Silverwing]

... When you've spent 7300 dollars on EVE Online and WoW.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

You know games have ruined you when when this happens

This happened to me today at a mattres store. I hid under a bed for 99 seconds.

 

[Apollo45]

When you use a D20 to check and see if it's a good idea to do whatever you want to do.
(The sad thing is it works more often than it doesn't. I swear I have a magical D20.)

Whenever you get something new and awesome you hold it above your head and make the "Do-do-do-do!" sound from Zelda.

 

[Orbot_Vectorman]

When you close your eyes and see the blocks from "Coloums" or worse "Tetris"... both are true in my case... D:

 

[an_luas]

You have dreams that revolve around game mechanics.

 

[Magicmad5511]

When you start to see little colored squares dropping into place whenever you are idle
This happened to me after about a week of playing Tetris in my free time.
also
When your first thought on seeing a motorbike is how easily you could steal it, especially if someone is riding it.(GTA4)

 

[Shanecooper]

You dare not venture outside for fear of random encounters.

 

[uberdork]

When you take a walk through a park with a biodome and think how awesome it would be in the post-nuclear-holocaust Fallout series.

 

[BurnTheIdea]

When you try to bring up the dev console as your falling

or

When you try to shift-tab to look up something

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

When you keep wishing you could reload a save state in your life because of a crushing failure. Life is hardcore.

Holy shit, that happened to me.

OT: You see some cars in a parking lot and think which would be best to steal.

 

[ChillzMaster]

You want to get a better view so you reach out your arm towards the nearest building, and then face a SURE FAIL!

-Chillz

 

[Sir Boss]

When you try to pull up a pip-boy when you need to get something from your bag

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

...you try to press the quickload button when you do something stupid.