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Boba Frag

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When you approach a doorway and peek around the corner, hand signal your companions the all-clear and enter in a breaching pattern.... :p

Or maybe I'm just mad?
 

TPiddy

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primitivescrewhead said:
TPiddy said:
When you plot out your play throughs to maximize achievement whoring.
Your avatar is awesome
Ah... a Bruce Campbell O RLY mashup is pretty good too :).... It's too bad that franchise is kind of stagnant at the moment... I think I'll go back and watch Army of Darkness.
 

Mcupobob

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When you don't have any friends.

When you start seeing the rockband button sheet evertime you close your eyse.
 

Eatspeeple

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When you see an odd looking cloud and everybody around you screams "EMP!". Football at my school is odd.
 

ethaninja

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santacolia said:
ethaninja said:
You know you've played too much when you dream you can see health bars and a minimap.
Even worse when you see them while awake.
And when you strategize how to take down every person, animal, car, or building you see with whatever "weapons" you might have available.
Haha ah yes true true. Or when you see lines of code and target reticles appear over every person you focus on like in terminator :p
 

Flukey

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when you try to figure out whether someone you don't like is a higher level than you
 

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When you're reading a book and you see the video game you've just been playing, in between the lines. Or the words move as though they were parts of the video game.
 

smithy1234

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When your game controller looks like it was in a gunfight and explosion from so much overuse.
 

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zala-taichou said:
Armored Prayer said:
See a plane passing by and think "Enemy AC-130 Above!"
Or when you yell "We're Oscar Mike!" every time you go somewhere.
Haha, I'll second both of these.

You know you play too many video games when 5 minutes before class ends you get up and shout,

"Alright, chums, let's do this, LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS"

and run out of the room.

...

True story.
 

reg42

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Teddy Roosevelt said:
When someone asks you for advice, and you answer "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Well that's more "You spend too much on the internet when..."

OT: When you consider naming something after a VG character.
 

The Code

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...When you hear a little girl call her daddy, you immediately look around for a big guy in a diving suit.
 

Alex The Rat

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...when your response to hunger is to play more so you can forget about the pain.
...when after playing it feels amazing to be able to move around without using a mouse or WASD
 

Jeronus

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You start doing that math in your head to determine how much sleep time you can devote to gaming before you go to work.

FYI: This is never a good idea as you will always underestimate how much sleep you actually need to function at work.