You Know You Have a WoW Addiction When...

[thousandfaces]

Like the southpark episode, i too ate hot pockets while playing. Also my grades dropped.

 

[The Legendary Phoenix]

I used to be majorly addicted *played 20 hours a day* but now it's hard to find interest to play. when youve done like 97% of the quests around your level and no one wants a 1,000dps rogue *I honestly don't even know what that means * in short I suck and WoW's getting dull.

 

[rainman2203]

...when you pass up on sex with your girlfriend to do a Molten Core run. Seriously.

If I could go back in time and kick my ass I would.

 

[PuckFuppet]

After playing at a local web cafe for a few hours with the view distance turned completely down so you have a decent frame rate and then go outside to a foggy spring night and think "Shit... need to increase the view distance..."

 

[Fablaam]

After playing at a local web cafe for a few hours with the view distance turned completely down so you have a decent frame rate and then go outside to a foggy spring night and think "Shit... need to increase the view distance..."

If only life had video settings...
Oh wait, it does!
I believe that call it "alcohol"

 

[thiosk]

You piss in 2L bottle of 7UP because you are in the middle of a raid.

i didn't, but i would have back in the day.

kudos and i hope you got phat lewtz.

you deserved it.

(im so glad i got out of the game or i'd have been pooping in buckets)

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I am like a vampire without the strengths.

At least you don't sparkle in the sun.

No, but I might as well. I pretty much gleam.

Stop stealing tricks from Spiderman! You Twilighter!

 

[New Troll]

...when you pass up on sex with your girlfriend to do a Molten Core run. Seriously.

If I could go back in time and kick my ass I would.

I was fairly addicted to the game till dailies were introduced, yet I was known for leaving mid-raid to spend time with my ex-wife. I actually missed out on finally beating Rag due to sex. Got to hear it over vent at least.

 

[Kuliani]

You piss in 2L bottle of 7UP because you are in the middle of a raid.

But Im not addicted to WoW or even play and I do that. Well actually its a giant 4L bottle of pepsi.


You know your addicted when you stop buying crack so you can pay the fee with your crack money.

Well, that's still progress in the correct direction!

 

[beholdmycape]

You piss in 2L bottle of 7UP because you are in the middle of a raid.

I don't play MMO's but seriously, what the fuck, people actually do this?
I can't help but think if whilst doing this they turned and caught a glimpse of themselves in a mirror, pissing into a bottle, because of a video game that a tsunami of shame would wash over them and they'd quit.


And kill themselves.

 

[Ushario]

When you stay at home for a raid over spending time out with your friends.

If there is another reason, like $$ or whatever, then thats probably not a real indicator, but still! Getting drunk and laughing your ass off at your gimp friends trying to dance is always more fun than WoW.

 

[stormcaller]

You can almost converse in Orchish or Thalassian (me)

You say /say before you want to say anything out loud.

 

[TZer0]

Removed.

 

[Shrubery]

When you try to tab-target family and friends in order to interact with them.

 

[meone007]

...when you pass up on sex with your girlfriend to do a Molten Core run. Seriously.

If I could go back in time and kick my ass I would.

As would I (kick your ass, I've never been into any game that could do that).