You know you have played too many JRPGs when......

[Strain42]

When you play so many JRPG games that you don't take breaks to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom and you die.

...wait, were these supposed to be funny?

 

[6_Qubed]

You do you're hair in a spiky fashion. Or you drink gatorade during a fight thinking it's potion.

As a partner to the first part, you can't comb your hair down. Ever.

 

[TheDist]

You... develop... an... uncontrollable ... urge... to... overuse... ellipses... ... ...

 

[Techno Squidgy]

When you get angry whenever someone calls Hope a whiny emo brat.

But he is!

OT: When you believe that indistinct noises are acceptable as a means of communication.

 

[Jaffinnegan]

...You've Played your first one for 1 hour, and Realise how CRAP Jrpg's are.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

You hum the final fantasy victory song after doing anything.

hell yeah!

i do that shit all the time, especially after getting done with a test or something..


OT: when i saw a boat fly (literally, this guy had a seizure while driving his boat and it ramped offshore) i saw no problem with it.

 

[Furyaki12]

When you attempt to use items by hurling them above your head.

Excuse me, I'm going to go concuss mysel- I mean, drink some beer.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

When you end every sentence with Kupo, Kupo....
oh god it's already started, Kupo!

 

[MagnusX7]

you fully expect a member of your own family to be a main boss fight/challenge you will face before completing your main goal...hmm maybe this is a final fantasy thing. Golbez brother, Sin, a.k.a. dad, Sephiroth and Cloud had the same mother in a manner aka heaven's evil being Jenova. Girlfriend in the one with Squall. Did you ever fight the sister in 13? I didn't play most of it sadly.

 

[Pyrofirestrike]

You sing Zelda's victory tune whenever you do something.
Whenever you see something dead, you wonder why someone didn't loot the corpse.

 

[RandallJohn]

You enter a stranger's house, break all of their pots, remove their food items, and leave.

Silently.

 

[Mr. Gency]

You take turns when you get in a bar fight.

And a non RPG one: You know you've stayed up too late when the Escapist starts posting news before you go to bed.

 

[Stoike]

You wonder how your MP got so low you couldn't cast FIRE on your neighbour's annoying dog

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

you have played one.

 

[Rusman]

You start referring to sleeping as "Staying at the Inn"

 

[Beserk GG]

When your not playing a JRPG (or any video game) and still prefering turn-based strategy games.