You know you play too many video games when...

[k3v1n]

-you know you play too much Fallout: New Vegas(Hardcore) when you wake up with your lips dry and
picture that H2O sign near your health bar.
-you know you've played too much Halo: Reach when you close your eyes and only see grunts.
-you know you've played too much crackdown 2 when you're in a tall building and want to jump and
fly.
-you know you've exceeded your gaming time when you've played so much fallout 3, that when smn talks to you, you're waiting for the line options to appear.

 

[KindOfnElf]

You know you've played too much Assassins Creed when you pass by a mosque and look for a why to climb on the minaret from the outside.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

You know you've played too much Borderlands when you go outside and wonder briefly why the world doesn't have the same graphics as it did a few moments ago.

You know you've played too much Fallout 3/NV when you look at squirrels and wonder briefly if the stick you use to spit them on should be steel or wood.

You know you've played too much CoD: World at War when you find yourself stanind in line at your local lunch spot and wonder how many headshots you could get before the mob of zombies overruns you.

You know you've played too much of any RPG when you start talking to someone and wonder where the speech options are.

You've played too much Fallout 3 when you consider taking apart your lawnmower and making "Shishkebab."

You know you've played too many RPGs when you wonder if what you just did gained/lost darkside/lightside/good karma/bad karma/paeagon/renegade/ etc etc. points.

You know you've played too many games in general when you wonder how much XP you'd get if you ran down the people crossing the street.

 

[omicron1]

You know you've played too much Age of Empires when someone calls your name and you respond, "Rogen?"

 

[Issurru]

You know you've played too much when you walk somewhere and wonder when you'll get a random encounter

 

[Sephychu]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when you start to seriously consider programming an application that synchronises your lights with the sun in the game.

 

[BRMXJzjsoawk321]

I'm just gonna break this structure for the jokes here..

I've played Left 4 Dead so much to the point where when I passed by windows my first instinct was to smash them with my elbow.. I break every window in L4D..

And my pinkie used to instinctively reach for the Z button whenever I wanted to laugh in real life.. Z is my bind button for my character to laugh in-game.. :/ Kind of sad..

 

[MishiSings]

You know you've been playing too much Portal when, while your mother is giving you a lecture, you imagine a portal opening up directly above her head, and a weighted storage cube falling through it and bonking her comedically.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

When you play first person shooters alot and when playing lazertag, you act like it's an FPS

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Uh...You know you play to much Fable II when you start farting in public to impress people?

[sub]I don't fuckin know...[/sub]

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

When your computer wallpaper and your ringtones are game related.
*looks down at phone playing Legend of Zelda theme*
FUCK!

WOW related:
you accomplished something major and say you completed an achievement
When you have a birthday you say DING!
You find yourself saying I have Boss,spouse aggro
You refer to your car as your mount
You find yourself wishing you had a real life hearthstone

 

[Infinatex]

You know you play too much red dead redemption when you see a seagull fly overhead and your first thought is to get out your revolver and shoot it in dead eye. (actually happened to me once)

Replace RDR with MW2, pistol with RPG and seagull with helicopter.

 

[Veldel]

You know you play too many video games when you can make anything a reference, or a segue to a reference, to a video game. No matter how obscure.

Sadly I really do have this happen I play to many games xD

 

[Veldel]

My phones ringtone is Final Fantasy Fanfare.....

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

i already mentioned this in a "what are you afraid of" thread earlier, but...
i knew i had played WoW on a pvp server for too long when i'd start eyeballing any group of 2 or more young guys in public for the purpose of making sure they weren't gonna gank me. keep in mind that i live in Montana, so it's not like i have to be worried about actual muggers or anything. i was just getting paranoid from too much in-game ganking

 

[technoted]

You know you play too much Team Fortress when you kill yourself so you can change class.

 

[TheBoulder]

You know you've played too much Fallout when you get the urge to pick up a bobby pin whenever you see one.

 

[Dead_Man]

You know you play too much COD when you hear that someone died and you ask "Well when is he gonna respawn?"

You know you play too much TF2 when you think that just whacking something with a wrench will make it better.

You know you play too much Portal when you start thinking with portals.

You know you play too much Dead Rising when you start wondering why all people aren't built like a brickhouse or are overly obese.

You know you play too much Star Wars: Force Unleashed when you start calling Luke Skywalker a over-rated pussy with no powers.

You know you play too much Fallout 3 when you start calculating the percentage on the chance of you hitting someones head from across the room with a paper ball.

 

[Red-Link]

When your computer wallpaper and your ringtones are game related.
*looks down at phone playing Legend of Zelda theme*
FUCK!

Got the Lost Woods theme as my ringtone and a TF2 Scout line as my text tone. It's funny how quickly you learn to silence your phone around certain people when you do that...