You know you play too many video games when...

[Theninja'skatana]

You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when you have an irresistible urge to climb up to the top of tall buildings and steal their flags.

You know you play too many Adventure Games when you pick up everything you find and put it in your pants, just in case.

You know you play too much Silent Hill when your front door needs four keys to open it.

You know you play too much Fable III when you try to smooth over an argument with your family by posing heroically and clucking like a chicken.

You know you play too much GTA when all your friends are represented by their initials on your GPS.

You know you play too many Bethesda games if you can't move a muscle or blink when you talk to people.

Rofl. Or your cousin calls you and you hear Roman's voice asking you to take him to a strip club.

HEY! NIKO! MAH COUSIN! LET'S GO BOWLING!

-_-'

Lol or that!

 

[Triscut900]

You go to Boston and instantly think your surrounded by scouts

 

[Triscut900]

You know you play to much when trying to eat mushrooms and think that you get bigger or eating red flowers thinking you can throw fireballs after that.

But I do grow biiger

 

[omega_peaches]

You play too much Black Ops when you wonder why the great zombie outbreak in the 60s isn't in your text book.

 

[Dascylus]

You know you play too many FPS games when your looking around town for sniper spots you could jump to/throw a grenade at.

Been there done that... and I swear my friends apartment block would make an awesome 16 v 16 map.... Might have to crack out some nerf guns for the summer.

 

[mirror's edgy]

You know you play too much Half Life when...

Your social skills include total silence and random jumping.
You think you qualify for MIT by pushing big red buttons.
You file a rape charge with a crab.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

You know you play to much when trying to eat mushrooms and think that you get bigger or eating red flowers thinking you can throw fireballs after that.

But I do grow biiger

Wrong only purple mushrooms do that. I just had three...
-3 lives.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

You yell "Zerg Rush" when crowded by people or getting jumped on by younger relatives.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

You know you play too many games in general when you double jump IRL.

Got it. Need to play more games!

 

[subject_87]

You know you've played too much Portal when you seriously start thinking about using a portal gun to fling yourself between school and the train station. (I have done that.)

 

[subject_87]

You know you play too much Half Life when...

Your social skills include total silence and random jumping.
You think you qualify for MIT by pushing big red buttons.
You file a rape charge with a crab.

Well, and when you seriously consider taking down a global regime with just a crowbar.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

You know you play too much Fallout when
-You try to go into Vats during Dodgeball or any other contact sport
-You refer to soda as Nuka Cola
-You try to pick a lock with a bobby pin
-You attempt to give someone bottle caps at the store..

I've done all of these excluding the Vats..Luckily I knew the clerk and he knew what I was getting at so we had a good laugh. >.>

 

[Theninja'skatana]

- You know you play too many WRPGs when you spend well over ten hours on just the create a character screen.

*playing Oblivion*
"Sweet, now that I have my character done, I can actually start playing!"
*looks at clock*
*Two hours have gone by*
"FFFFUUUUUUUU-"

You know you play too much Zelda when you think eating hearts will give you life.
You know you play too much when a real life liquid reminds you of a potion/elixir/flask/etc. more than the actual substance (although, drinking fruit punch that you think is red potion from Zelda, is more satisfying)

Eating hearts doesn't do that? Well I shpuld apologize for that and the Zelda cult is gonna be pissed.
When you yell "Frag and clear!" when entering a public building (cops love this).
When tests become the dungeon boss and grades are loot. (good motivation actually)
Lastly When you think you can play guitar via music games.(RB3 possibly included)

 

[Xyliss]

You know you play too much TF2 when you set everybody you meet on fire...just in case they're a spy.

 

[Uber Evil]

You know you've played too much Garry's Mod when you get pissed off by the colors purple and black anywhere near each other. <-This actually happened to me.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

You know you play too many video games when Scott Pilgrim vs The World looks less like a movie and more like your biography.

Well, crap. I guess I'm playing too many video games then.

You know you've played too much assassin's creed and/or mirror's edge when your first response to being confronted with any building is to try and work out a way to climb it.

 

[PinkiePyro]

you know you play too much pokemon when you refer to your cat as your meowth

 

[Richioso]

.......just mugged someones coke bottle off them coz u thought their might be a blue star cap.

 

[Crazyjay]

You know you have been playing to much battlefield 1942 when, everytime you see an airplane you want to shoot it down with a bazooka