'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes
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You know you play too many games when you ACTUALLY see your city as a big sprawling wasteland with dilapidated buildings and odd looking humanoids bumbling about.
Y.K.Y.P.T.M.V.G.W...
-You think that whistling the Song of Storms can postpone oncoming rain. (Sadly, this is a habit that I've picked up.)
-You occasionally end every sentence with a two syllable word. (Kupo, for instance.)
-You go to buy a vehicle and wonder why they don't have any epic mounts.
-You go to buy a vehicle and wonder where the hell the chocobos are.
-You throw items up in the air to use them.
-You have obtained your own idle animation.
-You automatically assume there's a HUD for real life, including inventory screens for pockets and bags.
-You look at walls and other tall objects for footholds, pipes, or other objects to climb on.
-You somehow see the aforementioned objects as red.
-You think that sitting down for a few minutes will restore your health and energy.
-You think about what you're going to say in the format of a dialogue tree while having conversations.
-You consider how many light side points, dark side points, or stars you will obtain for any action you plan.
-You wonder why the great sword you just bought isn't actually as big as you are.
-You throw something at a friend's head and yell, "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
-You look for a stealth indicator when sneaking.
-You assume that attacking someone while you're sneaking will automatically hurt them much more seriously than normal.
-You know any of the following terms: Gank, TK, spec, DPS, DOT, nerf, drop, epic fail, uber, two-hour, thief sub nin, pally, blue, purple, instagib, GM, DM, furry.
-You announce that the class of your choice needs food badly whenever you're hungry.
-You have, on occasion, said "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
-You have perfected the art of the efficient jog, so that you can do so for extended periods of time.
-You make small noises (yells, grunts, etc.) whenever you jump, push, pull, or swing an object, or are hit by something.
-You distrust anyone who offers you cake.
-You eat and drink with timed bites/sips.
-You have, at any time, called a fat man a Boomer, a man with a gray hoodie a Hunter, a man that coughs a lot a Smoker, or an overly-emotional woman a Witch.
-You expect a QTE for any challenging action you must perform.
-You look for the load button after making a mistake.
-You have an inexplicable urge to break large porcelain jars.
-You have ever held a newly-obtained item over your head with excitement.
-You expect a save prompt before or during sleep.
-You think that whistling the Song of Storms can postpone oncoming rain. (Sadly, this is a habit that I've picked up.)
-You occasionally end every sentence with a two syllable word. (Kupo, for instance.)
-You go to buy a vehicle and wonder why they don't have any epic mounts.
-You go to buy a vehicle and wonder where the hell the chocobos are.
-You throw items up in the air to use them.
-You have obtained your own idle animation.
-You automatically assume there's a HUD for real life, including inventory screens for pockets and bags.
-You look at walls and other tall objects for footholds, pipes, or other objects to climb on.
-You somehow see the aforementioned objects as red.
-You think that sitting down for a few minutes will restore your health and energy.
-You think about what you're going to say in the format of a dialogue tree while having conversations.
-You consider how many light side points, dark side points, or stars you will obtain for any action you plan.
-You wonder why the great sword you just bought isn't actually as big as you are.
-You throw something at a friend's head and yell, "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
-You look for a stealth indicator when sneaking.
-You assume that attacking someone while you're sneaking will automatically hurt them much more seriously than normal.
-You know any of the following terms: Gank, TK, spec, DPS, DOT, nerf, drop, epic fail, uber, two-hour, thief sub nin, pally, blue, purple, instagib, GM, DM, furry.
-You announce that the class of your choice needs food badly whenever you're hungry.
-You have, on occasion, said "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
-You have perfected the art of the efficient jog, so that you can do so for extended periods of time.
-You make small noises (yells, grunts, etc.) whenever you jump, push, pull, or swing an object, or are hit by something.
-You distrust anyone who offers you cake.
-You eat and drink with timed bites/sips.
-You have, at any time, called a fat man a Boomer, a man with a gray hoodie a Hunter, a man that coughs a lot a Smoker, or an overly-emotional woman a Witch.
-You expect a QTE for any challenging action you must perform.
-You look for the load button after making a mistake.
-You have an inexplicable urge to break large porcelain jars.
-You have ever held a newly-obtained item over your head with excitement.
-You expect a save prompt before or during sleep.
.....when you try to "edit" you apperance
.....when you take a shit and expect it to save your progress
.....on your driver's lisence instead of your picture and name, its your avartar and gamertag
.....when you take a shit and expect it to save your progress
.....on your driver's lisence instead of your picture and name, its your avartar and gamertag
Ok, these aren't jokes but...
... when you see a HUD IRL - crosshair, health and all
... when you see your inventory when you blink
... when you constantly hear background music on the street - and then it changes when you enter a building
All of these have actually happened to me in the past ^^.
... when you see a HUD IRL - crosshair, health and all
... when you see your inventory when you blink
... when you constantly hear background music on the street - and then it changes when you enter a building
All of these have actually happened to me in the past ^^.
you know you've played too many video games when you always go for the eyes when going up against a gigantic monster! erm... wait what? there aren't any gigantic monsters in real life?
You know you play too many video games when you input the konami code on a soda machine.
You know you play too many video games when you try blowing on the soda machine's cartige.
You know you play too many video games when you realize that was NOT a soda machine.
You know you play too many video games when you try blowing on the soda machine's cartige.
You know you play too many video games when you realize that was NOT a soda machine.
You know you play too many video games when you watch a horror survival movie, the main character fires a few shots of thier gun, and you feel the strong impulse to press "x" to reload.
seriously, that happened to me last week.
seriously, that happened to me last week.
You know you play too many videogames when you try to open the console to add money to your wallet *Done*
You know you play too many videogames when you are arguing with someone and think "quicksave" and then think about hitting them and reloading *done*
You know you play too many videogames when you dream about them *done* (various Mario dreams and more recently an Oblivion dream)
You know you play too many videogames when you attempt to mine an entrance to keep people away *done*
You know you play too many videogames when you are tempted to pull the owner of a yellow ferrari out of it so you can drive it back to your safehouse. *done*
and finally-
You know you play too many videogames when you are driving and keep looking in your rearview watching for the guy behind you to use his nitros. *Done*
You know you play too many videogames when you are arguing with someone and think "quicksave" and then think about hitting them and reloading *done*
You know you play too many videogames when you dream about them *done* (various Mario dreams and more recently an Oblivion dream)
You know you play too many videogames when you attempt to mine an entrance to keep people away *done*
You know you play too many videogames when you are tempted to pull the owner of a yellow ferrari out of it so you can drive it back to your safehouse. *done*
and finally-
You know you play too many videogames when you are driving and keep looking in your rearview watching for the guy behind you to use his nitros. *Done*
You know you play too much when you see Ryu performing the Shoryuken and think to yourself, "I could do that."
"You know you play too many video games when you start walking on things you want to pick up"
"You know you play too many video games when you regard all cakes as a lie"
"You know you play too many video games when you regard all cakes as a lie"
You know you play too many video games when you take off in a plane and expect a loading screen.
You know you play too many video games when you watch a 21-gun salute and look for bullet-holes in the skybox.
You know you play too many video games when you watch a 21-gun salute and look for bullet-holes in the skybox.
