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Rivers Wells

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You know your game is bad when a forum opens up where people make snide allusions to it in a forum called "You know your game is terrible when..."
 

Aureliano

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You know your game is terrible when somebody else has to explain to you how what you're doing is fun.

Variations: When somebody tells you you need to have played the first N titles in the series to enjoy this one, when they tell you to ignore the gameplay and focus on the story [I'm looking at you, Planescape: Torment], and when somebody has to tell you the game is intended to be 'art' and you aren't supposed to be having fun.
 

Cain_Zeros

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You know your game is terrible when even the pirates right you to complain about feeling ripped off.
 

shadowelancer

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You know your game is terrible when a bullet point on the box is being able to skip levels
ALONE IN THE DARK
 

Faladorian

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TheLiham said:
Faladorian said:
You know your game is terrible when it came from Japan, and it isn't Silent Hill... Seriously everything from Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy is a big heap of useless over-estrogenized garbage
Or You know your game is terrible when it is Silent Hill but it wasn't made in japan :D
Haha spoken with the utmost wisdom :) The US can't make horror games... at all >.>
 

Giralin

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Megacherv said:
Shadowsafter said:
You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.
OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright
Katamari
Time Crisis
House of the Dead
The original Sonic Quadrilogy (Sonic & Knuckles is the forth if you didn't know)
Megaman
Super Mario Galaxy
Echochrome 2

You can see where this is going
And the list goes on.

On top of that PERSONAL OPINION weighs heavily into if you like something or not, but that doesn't mean that something you DON'T LIKE is crap. Most people can't make this distinction, and just group the two together.

On the topic of Japanese games. Judging a game based on the country it comes from is as stupid as judging a game on the race of the developers, and that is xenophobia, which is something that SHOULDN'T BE TOLERATED. This should be penalized as harshly as racism, sexism, homophobia, ect.

OT. When your gaming device explodes in a nuclear explosion when the game touches it
 

NLS

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You know your game is terrible when its developed/published by City Interactive
They puke out mediocre titles on assembly lines and trick people into buying their games.
Check out what metacritic says about (some) of their games [http://www.metacritic.com/company/city-interactive], sadly most of their games don't even have a score on metacritic (they would be crap-low anyways, but no-one dares to review them).
 

monkey-skitz 91

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you know your game is terrible when you can earn 1000g by mashing the x button on the first level.


*cough* avatar *cough*
 

Mortier

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guyroxorz said:
You guys know what to do


You know your game is terrible when unskippable can make a series of videos on it...
Damn it. My first ninja'd by the OP. Ah well... I'll go build my bridge and get over it.

Uhhm... You know your game is terrible when it's called cinematic and compelling.
(bonus points for any other words IGN uses in their reviews)
 

clarissa

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Faladorian said:
You know your game is terrible when it came from Japan, and it isn't Silent Hill... Seriously everything from Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy is a big heap of useless over-estrogenized garbage
I guess you never got to play Biohazard then. The PS1 series are the best.