You know your Gaming too much when.....?

[Niracas]

There was this one time awhile back, I was with my mom sitting in the line at the bank in her car (At one of the ATMs or whatever they are). The line wasnt moving at all, everything was really quiet and my mom wasnt moving much. I just sighed and said to myself "Fuuuuck dont tell me we disconnected". My mom looked over and asked what I was talking about, I just kept quiet.

 

[Thaius]

When you fail an athletic activity and claim your agility stat is too low.

When you're trying to explain a concept to someone and your immediate analogy has to do with online shooter tactics or RPG stats and battles.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

when you realise that you've been on the couch for over three days and it's about time you got something to eat. (I have done this, getting up only to go to the bathroom. Best gaming session EVER.)

Edit: For Table Top games-
When you try to check for your character sheet.
When you play 'victory music' for finishing class or 'eating a wild sammich.'
When you try to throw a saving roll for something real.
When you try to blame not hearing somthing on a 'failed listening check' or not seeing something on 'a failed spot check'.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

When you hear the pinging of the motion sensor from AvP2.

 

[The_Splatterer]

I Honestly do check for snipers when walking down the street...
How bout When you have a timer on the bottom of your vision and check points to go through on your way home...

 

[Captain Pancake]

...when you look at a zoning map of your hometown and think "who designed this? It'd never work! Residential zones belong in 6x13 blocks to maximize traffic flow!"

Nice simcity reference. I feel like playing that now...

...When you start using game acronyms in real life situations, like saying "OOM" when you can't be bothered with something.

 

[Zenguai]

....When you have Pizza boxes piled as high as you stand and a pyramid of Mountain Dew and Energy drinks on the other side.

....When you look at items at your work and figure out how much damage it would cause.

....When you try and figure out how much HP your co-worker has, and how much a stapler would damage him.

 

[tha lime]

when you wake up, look at your pillow and think: "where the F%#% is the inventry button on this pip-boy?"

when reachin your thump out after the "B" button on your imaginary xbox controller while standing behind ppl. (halo reach related)

when thinking "quick-save" before any importend choise.

when screaming "GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE!!!" after swatting a fly.

when thinking in portals.

when looking after power-weapens, while walking down the street.

when THINKING in English (im Danish...)

when looking after traps before intering a building.

and yes... i have tryet it all myself XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you look around to check your health bar.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

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When I play too much MW2, I check windows for snipers and I walk down the street.

I have this problem a LOT...

When you check your corners in public.

I don't know if any else does it, but I have a tremendous desire to run up and stab anyone facing the opposite direction.

Yeah, I get that feeling a lot as well.



But my personal one is when you've missed lunch and it's about 4 in the afternoon, and you're diabetic.

EDIT: Got another couple!!!

Thinking in portals *Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out*

When you're in the computer labs, you see a friend, and instead of saying hi, you sneak behind them, smack them in the back with the side of your fist and yell KNIFED!

 

[shadyh8er]

I know I've played Resident Evil 4 too much when...

...I call every girl I don't know "Ashley."
...my pulse quickens when I hear Spanish.
...I refer to every/any green, yellow, or red bush as an "herb."
...I piss myself if I even hear a chainsaw.
...I choose not to move while aiming.
...I expect dead snakes to drop eggs.
...I ask people at the store "what are they buyin'?"
...I refrain from throwing rocks in lakes.
...every woman in red becomes "somehow so familiar."

 

[Kagim]

When your microwave goes off and you say "grats"

 

[Professor Cubbage]

When you hear a garbage truck backing up and think it's an nuke.
When you achieve progress in something and look for the save button.

 

[eggy32]

When you get into a fight and try to hadouken or L-cancel.
Also when you think as a young man you're old enough to join a resistance group and save over the world.
When you go to press the left trigger to zoom in on far away things, even if you're not holding a controller. I've done that before.
When you open a locked box or find something you were looking for you here the tune from zelda.

 

[Asturiel]

Does it count knowing a lot about the story behind video games.

In that case you know you know too much about your "Gaming" when you can list off the names of the Titans, their purpose, and who gave what ability to what aspect.

 

[nick n stuff]

when you feel the urge to 'DO A BARREL ROLL'

sorry...just had too

 

[nikomas1]

When you are narrating to yourself, in English (I'm Swedish), what you are doing, as if you were telling a story...

 

[V8 Ninja]

...you try opening God's developer console. XP

 

[Layzor]

After lots of GTA or Saints Row I eye up every car that drives past and think 'Hmm, that one looks pretty fast..'

Too much Rockband makes me see colours coming at me when I try to get to sleep.

 

[Nick of Blades]

When you check every room, and every cubicle you pass while at work.