You know you're a gamer if...

[mrhappyface]

Having picked up a rather hilarious "you know if you're a track runner t-shirt", I've wondered what other hilarious eccentricities gamers have in common. Oh, and try to be more original than "plays games."

 

[Omikron009]

You've gone for more than 3 days without seeing daylight. Or you could just be a vampire.

 

[Pariah87]

When your mum can tell a state trooper to kiss her ass without taking the marlboro out of her mouth. Wait...that's a redneck.

Erm, when all the people at work think you have no life because instead of watching Sky Sports New you read an Xbox magazine.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You try reloading after screwing up (I actually did this once, was less than happy when it didn't work)

 

[Crimsonsniper]

If you have an entire cabinet dedicted to video game cases.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Use the tricell messanger bag to cary your laptop, MGS shirt, and 90% of the posters in your room from games, and you have multiple video game OSTs.

Edit: You actually had shouted "Son of a Blastoise" after being killed while playing Halo 3(their game not mine) with your cousins.

 

[ottenni]

You've planned out you're reaction to the zombie apocalypse. Which we all know is absolutely going to happen.

 

[Trace of Legacy]

When you think you saw a graphical glitch or a object spawn out of nowhere (It has happen to me)

 

[Generator]

When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.

 

[tetron]

when you sit down you rest your arms on your legs and your hands automatically go to the "holding a controller" position

 

[kmiik]

When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.

this.
also, when you hear "Blizzard" you think of the company before you think of the snow.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

When you dream there are dialogue choices.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

When you have a genetic predisposition to hating Michael Atkinson, you might be a gamer.

 

[Kud]

You've planned out you're reaction to the zombie apocalypse. Which we all know is absolutely going to happen.

Sadly, I have actually done that. Me and my friends have a very well thought out plan in the case of a zombie outburst...

 

[Discord]

When you freak out upon entering a room with flickering lights.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

You've at least once wished to be playing a game with your online friends rather than hang out with your RL friends.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.

this.
also, when you hear "Blizzard" you think of the company before you think of the snow.

When You think a brand new SCV would be an awesome christmas present.

 

[tofulove]

you know your a gamer when you start to lose your mind after 2 days of no video games.