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neonsword13-ops

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...When you can quote every line from Spaceballs during a single car ride with your friends and everyone has a different role.

Best 30 minutes of my life.
 

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When you start adding the greek pantheon to all of your stories in one way or another.

When you start getting pissed at the (relatively) scientific inaccuracies of that new Star Trek show. [sub]of course, I'm not really a trekkie so I don't know all the explanations for such things, of which there undoubtedly are many. So that's kinda whatever.[/sub]

When you realize none of your friends have even heard of half the things you play or listen to.
 

iLazy

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You know you're a Disney nerd when someone can start "I'll Make a Man Out of You" (or any song really) in the middle and still sing a-long to it.

You know you're a Pokemon nerd when you can identify a Pokemon via it's shadow, from any angle. I used to be so good at this when I was younger.

You know you're a nerd when people tell you on a daily basis to get a life, and you reply that you play video games so you have plenty of lives.

I should go outside more... if it wasn't fucking winter. Damn cold snap. Hurting my poor doggy's paws D:
 

Cpu46

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When watching a movie you have never seen before you make a series of genre savvy guesses about the the plot, characters, and maguffin halfway through then leave. Then have your sister (brother/friend/parent) come to your door a hour or so later asking how the hell you knew.
 

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You know you're a nerd when...

you decide which candidate to vote for based on their Internet policy.

you have extended conversations about what executive agreements are and the implications of one changing US law.

you watch a meme video and recognize every meme.

you do your chemistry homework on precipitate forming reactions and look up neither solubility charts or charges.

you skip meals for mtg events.

you are familiar with every anime in Netflix's library.

All of this occurred last weekend for me, and it was an off weekend for me.
 

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Instant K4rma said:
Probably when you spend 45 minutes resizing and nitpicking a Princess Luna gif until it flows properly without chopping.

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Don't look at me like that.
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Wouldn't that make you more of a perfectionist or an artist?


OT: When you...do whatever the hell nerds do Idk :/
 

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Cpu46 said:
When watching a movie you have never seen before you make a series of genre savvy guesses about the the plot, characters, and maguffin halfway through then leave. Then have your sister (brother/friend/parent) come to your door a hour or so later asking how the hell you knew.
When you can break down the character types of an anime by its opening credits animation, and your friends loathe you for this.
 

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You know the Konami code off the top of your head, you know what a d20 is, bonus points if you can produce one on the spot.
 

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gostchiken said:
You know the Konami code off the top of your head, you know what a d20 is, bonus points if you can produce one on the spot.
You dance the Konami code off the top of your head. I guess I forgot to add that to my list. Damn.
 

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When you own a Limited Edition Comic-con Metal Sonic action figure.
 
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You know you're a nerd if you have you have a non 6-sided die in your pocket at all times and you spin it like a top to kill time.

You know you're a nerd if you can quote every Jonathan Coulton song word for word.

You know you're a nerd if A) you know who Matt Ward is, and B) know he is a fucking idiot.
 
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Earlier today, I answered the question "If you were a transformer, what would you turn into?" with "It's a three-way tie between a TARDIS, the SSV Normandy, and the Deathstar."

Oh yeah. I'm a nerd.
 

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You compare D&D war stories
Getting drunk at a pub usually results in a lengthy discussion of Marvel vs DC, or comparing nerdly tattoos (I currently have none, but am planning on getting a Game of Thrones one)
You regularly get into arguments about who would win in cross-universe fights (Conan v.s. Aragorn is a frequent one for me)
 

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neonsword13-ops said:
...When you can quote every line from Spaceballs during a single car ride with your friends and everyone has a different role.

Best 30 minutes of my life.
I wish I could do that.

OT: When you spend more than five hours a day playing video games/surfing the web and can talk in depth about most of what you play/find.
 

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Leemaster777 said:
You know you're a nerd when you have long-winded discussions with your friends about the theoretical power levels of characters in Dragonball Z.

And about who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.
The answer is clearly Broly.
 

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Redlin5 said:
When you feel no shame pulling out your Pikachu change purse at the supermarket.

Niiiiiiiiice!!

You know you're a Nerd when you can
[HEADING=2]Name every Megaman Boss and their weakness off the top of your head[/HEADING]

That also includes the Megaman X games as well.
 

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ScreamingNinja said:
Leemaster777 said:
You know you're a nerd when you have long-winded discussions with your friends about the theoretical power levels of characters in Dragonball Z.

And about who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.
The answer is clearly Broly.
I'd like to say Kid Buu on account of he's the only Villain capable of destroying entire universes and single handedly being able to push back a Spirit Bomb.

If it weren't for the Dragon. Goku would have lost and doomed us all. Plus Kid Buu's Canon.

[HEADING=1]DBZ NERD AWAY!! :B[/HEADING]
 

Cpu46

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Revnak said:
Cpu46 said:
When watching a movie you have never seen before you make a series of genre savvy guesses about the the plot, characters, and maguffin halfway through then leave. Then have your sister (brother/friend/parent) come to your door a hour or so later asking how the hell you knew.
When you can break down the character types of an anime by its opening credits animation, and your friends loathe you for this.
Oh that is always fun. Though it is always refreshing when you turn out to be wrong.