You know you're an idiot when...................
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I did that once!bleachigo10 said:
OP: Just last week I was making my breakfast early in the morning and when I came home that day I had my dinner watching television asd usual and my mother calls me and asks "why is the milk in the jam cupboard"
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I must havbe been on auto-pilot that morning and still asleep!snap!danintexas said:
When I come home and I'm thirsty I sometimes drink water straight from the tap. Thing is sometimes someone just put on the hot water. That one still gets me.
Sometimes I catch myself trying to spit out the toothpaste into a bin instead of the sink.
Also when I open a beer bottle I sometimes put the bottle cap back in the drawer while throwing the bottle opener into the bin.
Sometimes I catch myself trying to spit out the toothpaste into a bin instead of the sink.
Also when I open a beer bottle I sometimes put the bottle cap back in the drawer while throwing the bottle opener into the bin.
I was once sitting in the car and pressed the cigarette lighter in to turn it on. for some reason I decided to see how hot it was when it was done. I know hot things are unpleasant but some part of me wanted to touch it, hurt like a ***** for a while and made me feel stupid.
You know you are an idiot when you get 2 papercuts on your eye...
I hate my bloody cellphone, that piece of paper on the cellphone, and I hate all of you for laughing at me writing an exam with a red eye!
I hate my bloody cellphone, that piece of paper on the cellphone, and I hate all of you for laughing at me writing an exam with a red eye!
don't know.spartandude said:
I was putting everything back into the fridge after breakfest.
Butter, jam, milk...
hmmm let's see....
well recently at least (maybe not most recent), I decided to make an omelet for breakfast, but I have, or at least had, the tendency to break my eggs "too hard" (A.K.A. almost crush them with my puny strength), so I decided to start breaking them on top of sink so shell wouldn't fall in the pan, sound good in theory right? so I tried it. I crack my eggs, "split" the shell by automatism, drop the eggs in the sink, shells in the pan.... then I stood there for about 30 seconds while my brain processed what I just did.
Oooooo, when I was just a wee lad (is this how we use that sentence?) I wanted to lean on the rail guard thingy that are to the sides of stairs, I just forgot one small detail, the stairs to my basement, had a wall to the left, and nothing on the right except the cold cement floor, guess which side I leaned? (only barely 4 feet high). I am pretty sure I have a whole lot of stories to tell you all, but some of the ones I think about right now would rather fall under "experiments" of the youth (like the first time you see a bee, the first time you try to put lemon juice on your fish, the first time you mixed something as a drink; in my case, milk, fruit punch, water and pop. Or even tasted soap "for science")
well recently at least (maybe not most recent), I decided to make an omelet for breakfast, but I have, or at least had, the tendency to break my eggs "too hard" (A.K.A. almost crush them with my puny strength), so I decided to start breaking them on top of sink so shell wouldn't fall in the pan, sound good in theory right? so I tried it. I crack my eggs, "split" the shell by automatism, drop the eggs in the sink, shells in the pan.... then I stood there for about 30 seconds while my brain processed what I just did.
Oooooo, when I was just a wee lad (is this how we use that sentence?) I wanted to lean on the rail guard thingy that are to the sides of stairs, I just forgot one small detail, the stairs to my basement, had a wall to the left, and nothing on the right except the cold cement floor, guess which side I leaned? (only barely 4 feet high). I am pretty sure I have a whole lot of stories to tell you all, but some of the ones I think about right now would rather fall under "experiments" of the youth (like the first time you see a bee, the first time you try to put lemon juice on your fish, the first time you mixed something as a drink; in my case, milk, fruit punch, water and pop. Or even tasted soap "for science")
HEY! You should ALWAYS put yoghurt pots into the sink to wash and later recycle! RESPECT YOUR ENVIRONMENT!hazabaza1 said:
Ot: I once put on my pants before I put on my underwear and only noticed my mistake after about 15 minutes. I'm still thankful that there was no one else in the house at the time.
Curious one day in high school, I put a bent paperclip directly under the switch of a light switch. The shock numbed my arm and there was a flash that left a black streak up the wall. Also, the lights that were controlled by the switch no longer worked.
i wanted to annoy someone while riding a bike, i tried to drive into his wheel, which causes you to stop/shake. but i fell over.
it scked
and:me and my brother were once tasked to create a substance known as tea. we put the electric water boiler on the stove, and it went up in flames, we were scared out of our MINDS.
now i realise this was funny as HELL!
it scked
and:me and my brother were once tasked to create a substance known as tea. we put the electric water boiler on the stove, and it went up in flames, we were scared out of our MINDS.
now i realise this was funny as HELL!
i tried that while my mom was getting gas at a station. it burned, leaving it buned for ten days, but i managed to hide it from my mombleachigo10 said:
I find myself doing this far too often, taking a mouthful of the tea I just brewed a minute ago without thinking, burning my tongue and then not being able to taste anything for the rest of the day.
Also when I find myself putting on a tie to get ready for work, then finding myself 5 mins later wandering around thinking "where the hell is my tie!" forgetting that I just put it on, I'm really not at my brightest first thing in the morning.
Also when I find myself putting on a tie to get ready for work, then finding myself 5 mins later wandering around thinking "where the hell is my tie!" forgetting that I just put it on, I'm really not at my brightest first thing in the morning.
I put one of those ready-made bread dough things in the oven to cook.
Coming back home from... somewhere, I can't remember, I noticed an odd smell emanating from the kitchen. Wandering in, the smell intensified. It was the bread roll. I open the oven to see the thing black as charcoal, with a foul stench and smoke let out everywhere. I leave it to cool. It was an hour later and it was still crackling. Why it made noise, I don't know, but it seemed to get angry if you touched it.
Coming back home from... somewhere, I can't remember, I noticed an odd smell emanating from the kitchen. Wandering in, the smell intensified. It was the bread roll. I open the oven to see the thing black as charcoal, with a foul stench and smoke let out everywhere. I leave it to cool. It was an hour later and it was still crackling. Why it made noise, I don't know, but it seemed to get angry if you touched it.
