You know you're an idiot when...................

[MattRooney06]

i was cleaning my cooker while listening to the radio, my brother came in and started raging at me about my cleaning....turns out he was more concerned about me sloshing water onto the plugs,
I turned to him and laughed and said
"yeah that would be a problem if I took my fingures and put them in the socket"
I woke up twenty minuitsa later....i had suck my fingures in the socket....

my brother looked at me and said
"you retard" and walked off
He's eight

 

[Voodoomancer]

I once put an empty can of yogurt in the dishwasher and tossed the tea spoon I used into the trash. Then I stood in the kitchen for a few seconds thinking "Wait a minute..."

 

[D Moness]

Grabbing a metal pot with metal handles while cooking (and yes i keep forgetting it gets hot >.< )

Long ago it was winter I was cycling to school. I see everyone walking with their bike a on a small road to the school. This smart person think i can do that on my bike. The first bend wnet ok the second one the bike slipped from under me. It came to a stop against a lantern (thank god or else it would have been in the water). Got up walked with my bike and almost fell down on the wooden frozen bridge. To make it even better my classmates had the best view of what happened.

 

[General Ken8]

On numerous occasions I've gotten my finger wedged between my battery charger and outlet, resulting in a painful shock. I still haven't learned my lesson, apparently.

Once I was having a funny but extremely inappropriate conversation with one of my friends, and my girlfriend texted me at the same time. I ended up asking her for a loaf of penis bread on accident, that took some explanation.

I've also leaned on my fireplace, while there was a hot fire going, and burned my hand, and another time I accidentally left a lighter on top of the fireplace while it was going. DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE, I'm still finding little bits of purple plastic all over my living room from that one.

 

[Liberator XIII]

Yesterday, I walked into a door. Doesn't sound too stupid, except the fact that it was reflective, so I could see myself clearly in it, it was bright red and the corridor behind it (that I had walked through not 2 hours ago and should've remembered) was black, and I put my hand out specifically to feel for it, felt the door and retracted my hand, before walking into it anyway.

Also about 6 or 7 years ago, I put my tongue on an ice cube. Obviously, it stuck. Rather than trying to run hot water on it or get my parents to help, I just tore it off. Then when I wondered what that funny skin-like coating on the ice was, my mouth started hurting like hell. At this point I already felt pretty stupid, so I decided I wouldn't tell my parents out of embarrassment and rushed past them to the bathroom, with the blood starting to get so strong I could smell it. I think it hurt to breathe for the next day or so, and hurt to talk for about a week.

 

[Imp Poster]

In the junior high during recess, I started to tease a group of girls till they couldn't take it anymore. As soon as they got up, I turned around and ran full blast into a tree, unconscious.

Really? That's pretty stupid,dude. ROFL

Yeah, and embarrassing. I had a slight scar next to my right brow that's barely noticeable now.

 

[Dango]

I have done several stupid things, very, very stupid things:

1. I have put garbage in the dish washer.
2. I have started undressing during school... just please don't ask, I was in a trance or something...
3. I have done my Latin homework in English... and Japanese...
4. I have forgotten that I have hands.

 

[Urialanis]

You leave the front door open when you go to work and find it still open when you get home.

Surely not? unlocked perhaps but not open... surely?

Nope wide open totally wide open

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

You know you're an idiot when you light your hand on fire after refilling your Zippo lighter. *hides head in shame*

Oh dear god that just reminded me of a hilarious thing that happened in highschool. These kids stole their friend's hat and sprayed deodorant inside it then lit it up, and because the flame was invisible, the kid just ran up, snatched the hat and put it back on, after a brief, stunned silence the kid gives out a yelp, throws the hat to the ground and stomps the shit out of it. He thought it was a spider. DERP!

 

[Tonythion]

I just had to repost again out of the mere stupidity I experienced.

One: instead of putting water, then sugar, then lemon to make lemonade I put sugar first, sat there for a good ten minutes thinking of what to do next. My older brother was there the whole time shaking his head in shame.

Two: later that day at the aquarium I was checking to see whether or not there was glass between the area with the otters and myself. There wasn't any, but when I spotted a sexy blond across the way I placed my hand where the glass should have been trying to look cool and went through. Thank God my nieces (both younger than eight) where there to save me from falling in...the blond was not impressed.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Was doing my lab. Stick the wrong amount of solution into the testtube, dropped the REALLY EXPENSIVE Eppendorf pipette earning a glare from the lab tech. Then said something stupid (i was swearing) out loud. While putting the gear away i broke some test tubes and almost slipped on a patch of something on the floor. All happened in the span of 2-3 minutes. It was a hectic lab...didnt help that the pretty girl sitting opposite me was giggling all the time...

 

[Fingerthing]

reminds me of a good ol' you know you're stupid when.... joke.
You know you're stupid if you get hit by a parked car

anyways,I once walked face first into a mirror thinking it was another room...

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

reminds me of a good ol' you know you're stupid when.... joke.
You know you're stupid if you get hit by a parked car

anyways,I once walked face first into a mirror thinking it was another room...

Well I crashed into a parked car once. I was cycling down the street and I rubbed my eyes for one second and WHAM. I left a pretty star in the back window.

 

[LandoCristo]

A while back I was sitting in my car for like half an hour and out of sheer boredom touched the cigarette lighter thingy while it was hot. Appearently when I went to grab it I pushed it in without noticing causing it to get extremly hot, I then touched it and burned my finger. Hurt like hell.

I did this. Feels bad, huh.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

My mum once put a used cup in the fridge, an apple in the sink, an orange in the utensils drawer and the hoover outside, in the same day. She's not an idiot though, she'd just lost her uncle.
As for me, I somehow burnt water, and thought to make egg fried rice, I wouldn't need to boil the rice first...
Getting the toast out with a knife, but we've all done that. Right? Right?? RIGHT!??

 

[Jedamethis]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

My mum once put a used cup in the fridge, an apple in the sink, an orange in the utensils drawer and the hoover outside, in the same day. She's not an idiot though, she'd just lost her uncle.
As for me, I somehow burnt water, and thought to make egg fried rice, I wouldn't need to boil the rice first...
Getting the toast out with a knife, but we've all done that. Right? Right?? RIGHT!??

How did you burn water? 0.o

 

[EeveeElectro]

How did you burn water? 0.o

I put some water in a pan to boil for noodles, I think and forgot about it. When I came back, it had evaporated and the pan was burnt at the bottom.
...I don't know either, it may have been because I added salt...

 

[Jedamethis]

How did you burn water? 0.o

I put some water in a pan to boil for noodles, I think and forgot about it. When I came back, it had evaporated and the pan was burnt at the bottom.
...I don't know either, it may have been because I added salt...

Wow, you must have forgotten about it for ages.

 

[__Anarchy__]

This 1 time i woke up in the middle of the night went to the toilet and then walked back into my room, (this all being in pitch darkness) then i went to fall on my bed face first, unknown to me i was further back than i thougt from my bed and when i went to fall on it i smashed my face on the wooden edge of my bed. Yea im a retard