You know you're an idiot when...................

[__Anarchy__]

Mine happened only a few months ago. I got home from work, sat down on the couch, and felt like something was wrong with my stomach. Not... sick, per se, but not good. I decided to go to bed and sleep it off. Bad idea #1.

Then, after about a half an hour, I was certain that I was sick. Felt like I was gonna throw up, but I didn't want to believe it, so I didn't believe it, and tried to go back to sleep. Bad idea #2.

After another half hour of fruitless efforts trying to get to sleep, I sat straight up, faced the wall, and projectile vomited no less than 7 feet. Vomit. Everywhere. On the bed, the floor, the wall, the TV, everyting between me and the wall was covered. Worst part? I had spagetti for lunch, so I had to clean up chunky spagetti vomit for hours.

I actually threw up so hard I burst all the blood vessels in my face and eyes. My face looked like I had some kind of flesh-eating virus, and my eyes looked like I was a vampire.

The lessson: If you feel sick, GO TO THE FREAKING BATHROOM AND JUST THROW UP. Don't try to hold it in.

That gave me some HILARIOUS mental images and i nearly pissed myslef laughing when i read that. good job. Like the time when me and my friend were walking to his place and he just started to spontaniously vomit on the pavement and every 4 or so steps he would go again and again and again for like 30 meters.

 

[Zweiblumen]

I once poured some sprite into a cereal bowl (there wasn't any cereal, I just took a bowl in stead of a glass). I realized what I'd just done, laughed at it, and then proceeded to drink from the bowl.

 

[Thedayrecker]

You start playing Civ 5 at 12 am when you have to get up at 8 am for class and you have two tests that day...Worst idea ever.

Unless it was a test on how the Romans had nuclear weapons in the 1500s, and anihilated their arch-rival the Iroquois.

 

[0bserv3]

whenever I take stuff to my room when I'm supposed to be taking it anywhere else in my house.
I do that WAY too often.