You know you're British when...

[akfg666]

I'm going to start this off and the rest of you continue it

You know you're British when: you're fluent in British, sarcasm and chav

 

[JoshGod]

When this becomes a reality.

 

[Tay051173096]

When you look at the clock see its 4 and think its time for a cup of tea...

 

[T8B95]

You know you're British when you start using the word "glass" as a verb.

 

[aba1]

You know you're British when you start using the word "glass" as a verb.

never heard that one before but I'm not British either

 

[Baby Eater]

When you're launched into space through a portal on the moon.

When you can understand cockney.

When you can quote Blackadder in any conversation.

 

[wooty]

....when you arrive back from holiday and within 3 hours of returning home you have some nob in a hoodie spit at you in the street for no reason.

 

[SckizoBoy]

You know you're British when you start using the word "glass" as a verb.

You know you're British when you consider that the height of being uncouth...

OT: You know you're British when you wish to retire to the Cotswolds and consider George Osborne an ill-read pauper.

(Admittedly, the above may be more 'toffish' rather than British)

 

[Artina89]

When this becomes a reality.

That is awesome

OT: When you are having what seems like the billionth cup of tea and watching classic Doctor Who making my way through all of the Jon Pertwee era Doctor Who DVD's I own. A nice relaxing day

 

[Baradiel]

You know you're British when you start using the word "glass" as a verb.

never heard that one before but I'm not British either

Verb: To hit someone or something with a glass/tumbler, usually when drunk and/or angry with someone.
: "I fully glassed the wanker last night!"
Not to be confused with "Bottle", verb, To hit someone or something with a bottle.

OT:
When you can pick up on sarcasm and irony through any medium, including text.

When you know that all the Welsh shag sheep, and that ginger is a race, and inferior to every other race.

When you look at your former colonies in the same manner as a parent does a wayward child, a mixture of pride and disgust, in equal measure.

 

[stu_thomo]

... you are from england

 

[GamerAddict7796]

[/quote]When you can pick up on sarcasm and irony through any medium, including text.[/quote]

I'm really good at this! I mean REALLY good.
You know you're British when you watch Austin Powers 3 and don't need subtitles for the Cockney part!

 

[Nimcha]

When you use 'could of' or any variation thereof.

Or being extremely xenophobic.

 

[neoptolemus]

You know you're British when you fling off your clothes at the first sign of sunshine.

 

[JoshGod]

When this becomes a reality.

That is awesome

And yet so true.

 

[Sinspiration]

When Bloody is a frequently used word in your vocabulary, often in the place of curse words, or supporting them,

I use it atleast xD

 

[A Username Not In Use]

You delude yourself into thinks that there were good old days

 

[Jonny49]

When you use swear words and insult your enemies with the utmost class.

 

[Seives-Sliver]

Whenever the tophat and monocol becomes a way of life.