You know you're in X when you see...

[PurpleRain]

We know every country has a form of stereotype about it.

I sort of thought of this thread when a few days ago, I walked past a stripjoint with a big sign saying, "Beer and Breasts!" I could only think, 'only in Australia right?'

So how about your country? You know you're in X when you see...

 

[ElephantGuts]

You know you're in New York when you see...well...just about anything. That's what makes it New York.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Of course Rain would be walking past strip joints, shame man, shame.
/Unfunny joke

You know your in Colorado when you see a guy making a snow angel in his boxers

 

[Calobi]

You know you're in America when you see a "news" article with the title "Children Who Eat Healthy and Exercise Weigh Less Than Those Who Don't" which actually contains a serious article on the subject and has shocked readers.

 

[PurpleRain]

Of course Rain would be walking past strip joints, shame man, shame.
/Unfunny joke

Past a stripjoint... waaaaay past.

You know you're in Australia when news of Dingo, Shark, Croc attacks stop fazing you anymore.

 

[Jumplion]

You know you're in England when te citizens there rag on your American accent/heritage/stupidity/just about American anything.

Oh!! You know you're in Jamaca when you just realized you smoked weed! Talk about stereotypes eh?

 

[Graustein]

You know you're in Australia when you get hourly trains in the biggest city in the country

I know, it's a pretty lame one, but meh.

You know you're in Paris when burly black men try to tie pieces of string around your wrist

You know you're in London when you're standing in someone's way, and instead of asking you to move, they squeeze past you and apologise.

 

[Ultrajoe]

You know your in australia when you can turn 360 degrees and see nothing but flat, bright red, perfect bright blue and your car.

man, was that spectacular.

You know your in Western NSW when you see a stupidly oversized version of an everyday object. Everything's bigger in Texas? They wish.

 

[Dictaternutz]

You know you're in America when you see a thread about countries and two guys talk about states.

 

[COR 2000]

You know you're in a slaughter house when you see Cows being cut up.

You also know you're in Soviet Russia when you see flags of a Hammer and scythe hanging around.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

You know you were in canada after you passed through it, nothing too memorable there i spose......

 

[PurpleRain]

You know your in australia when you can turn 360 degrees and see nothing but flat, bright red, perfect bright blue and your car.

man, was that spectacular.

I've always been meaning to go into the outback. But it's so far away from the internet and seriel killers torture people.

 

[Jamanticus]

You know you're in a slaughter house when you see Cows being cut up.

That's pretty true, I guess...

You know you're in New York City when you try to turn right at a red light and pedestrians start shouting at you and making obscene gestures (yes, I know it's illegal to turn right at a red light in NYC, but it was my first time there!)

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

You know your in New Zealand (paeroa to be precise) when you see a gian L&P bottle

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You know you're in Japan when you can't not find a condom shop.

 

[SteinFaust]

you know you are in poland when you see that there are more pretty girls than obese ones and more drunk guys than handsome ones.

that's also how you know you're drunk

 

[SteinFaust]

you know you're in manhattan when a 2dollar energy drink costs 4.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You know you're in Hollywood when you're surrounded by arrogant pricks. Or you'd be in D.C.

 

[Brett Alex]

You know you're in Singapore when you see men operating ride-on vacuum cleaners in the streets.

You know you're in Singapore because you've just been arrested for chewing gum.

You know you're in Singapore because the arresting officer is a 19 year old holding a SAR-21 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAR-21].

You know you're in Singapore because you have just had a cheap, filling breakfast, everyone has been really polite to you, even the the kid with the rifle and the Khukri [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khukri].

And finally,
You know you're in Singapore because get to laugh at people saying "You are under arrest la. You understand la? You are in over-much trouble la."