You know you're in X when you see...

[Jobz]

You know you're in Jamaica if there's an automobile traffic jam...on the sidewalk.

 

[kanyatta]

You know you're in Wisconsin when you can turn 360 degrees and see only corn. And you can tell when the 4th of July is by it's height.

 

[Gitsnik]

In SA, no one can hear you scream! So which part are you from, coastal or more inland?

Sydney originally, moved to SA for the work (all the good IT goes east so, being good myself, bringing myself over here means I get the pick of jobs which is great). In the general Adelaide region.

I had a moment the other day:

You know you're in the wrong shopping centre when you hear someone talk into their mobile/cell "You know walking down here for you has made my ugg boots all sweaty"

 

[Eyclonus]

You know your in the white trash shopping centres of Australia when it sounds like a billion galahs/cockatoos are trying to kill each other, but all around you are only bogan women and their retarded daughters...

 

[the monopoly guy]

You know you're in Wisconsin when you can turn 360 degrees and see only corn. And you can tell when the 4th of July is by it's height.

Iowa is worse, we have cows, Iowa has corn and idiots.

You know you're in Iowa when the roads are over 50% potholes.
You know you're in Iowa when you can turn 360 degrees and see only idiots

 

[Eyclonus]

You know you're in Wisconsin when you can turn 360 degrees and see only corn. And you can tell when the 4th of July is by it's height.

Isn't that also the serial killer capital of the world?

 

[Gitsnik]

Isn't that also the serial killer capital of the world?

Either L.A. or a small town in California takes that coveted title.

 

[Souplex]

You know you are in New Jersey when the ambient smell is so bad you can see it.

 

[Eyclonus]

No I'm pretty sure Wisconsin spawns more of those creeps then any where else. You also got good old Dahlmer and quite a long list anyway.

 

[the monopoly guy]

And Ed Gene, but that's all I know off the top of my head. But, who doesn't have murders?

 

[stompy]

And Ed Gene, but that's all I know off the top of my head. But, who doesn't have murders?

Sydney... Oh wait [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strathfield_massacre]...

Edit: Funny enough, the school he went to is the same as mine... we've grown murderers, drug traffickers and politicians, all in the same school.

 

[Eyclonus]

And Ed Gene, but that's all I know off the top of my head. But, who doesn't have murders?

Everywhere does, just some places have more perverted version than others.

 

[SteinFaust]

EDIT: lol 2-year gap repeat post. (astounding.)

you know you're in gamestop when you get offers for crap you don't want just trying to buy one thing.

 

[Anthropaphagi]

You know you're in New York when you see...well...just about anything. That's what makes it New York.

So true. That's one of the many things I miss, having moved abroad. I mean, no matter how bored I'd be at work, I knew that either my lunch break or subway ride home would provide 'entertainment' of some kind.

 

[Corpse XxX]

You know you are in Norway when you see all the illegal aliens with their new BMW's, big houses and satelite dishes paid for by the government, whilst our own norwegian homeless people have to beg on the streets just to get some food for the day..