You know you're the protagonist of the story when...

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

when you wake up and have to remind your family what your name is

 

[Saint of M]

You get attacked by a werewolf, somehow survive, and still keep the badasary about it.

 

[i don't know]

When you have to get permission to ride the bus (idea came from the mega-man games).

 

[Fantasylord]

Huh its kinda weird that a few of the posts has actually happened to me at some point, anyways you know your the protagonist when you here the same 3 lines of dialogue from people about 5 frakkin times a day.

 

[RaNDM G]

When you realize you're the only person capable of solving everyone else's problems.

 

[nbamaniac]

When you could go for days without having to take a piss or a dump.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When stealing is socially acceptable for you most of the time.

 

[ChillzMaster]

You find yourself able to heal from 50 bullets to the cranium by sitting in a corner and pouting.

-Chillz

 

[RussetRanger]

When you are wide-eyed, tantamount to bland and act like a whimiscal poet. (Disney at least, or a wannabe Disney)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you have amnesia.

 

[Tharwen]

You exist only to serve the whims of your inadvertently cruel, ignorant overlord.

 

[pyramid head grape]

If you get shot in the head and survive! :3

 

[Zayle79]

You think in italics.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

When every-one in the pub askes you to do Fetch-quests.

 

[theheroofaction]

When you are inexplicably attacked by a squad of really incompetent ninjas.

 

[willofbob]

when you see the fourth wall following you around

when you suddenly develope extraodinary skills for no reason

when you see the world in a grain of sand and forever in an hour

when the grind has got you down, hop a tramride to my town

when you become embroiled in some deep conspiracy and background music starts happening.

 

[willofbob]

when you stop being able to speak and everyone wants to give you bullets

when a Voltaire expy gives you a quest involving an evil teddy bear

whenpeople start inexplicably telling you their problems

when a highly skilled assassin is unable to kill you

when a man in a suit says something to you along the lines of "Anthony, you're gonna save the world!"


when people start breaking into song and dance around you, telling you all their secrets.

when you suddenly lose the need to eat, sleep and poop

 

[Panzervaughn]

When your name is "Hero" Protagonist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowcrash

 

[Spider RedNight]

When you get to re-design your face in your mid-twenties

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

When you get to re-design your face in your mid-twenties

But end up looking like a...something thats really ugly?