You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[darkless]

80. Your so dependant on them for entertainment you bring your XBox on holiday

Seriously a friend of mine did that

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

81. When you are so tired your eyes burn but you can't bare to leave this round of TF2 or L4D

 

[The_Deleted]

82. You can't even mouth the phrase "Just one more go..."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

83: You try to press Ctrl Z after dropping something
84: You fingers instinctively rest on what would be WASD when they aren't moving

I think I spend to much time on the computer, my hand is always in the shape of my mouse...

 

[Mr. Payne]

85. You live on hot pockets

 

[InvisibleMilk]

86. If you play World of warcraft. at all.

 

[WinterKnight]

86. When you can formulate what characters are saying even when you can't hear them speaking on the screen.

 

[Mr. Payne]

88. The last time you saw your cat was four weeks ago.

 

[zacaron]

89: your hand has taken the paint off of the mouse.

 

[Handofpwn]

90.When you eat a baked potato in front of your computer.
91.When you practice your guitar whilst sitting in front of your computer.

 

[Mr. Payne]

92. you have a phonebook and phone at your computer open to pizza, and your comp is 1 foot away from your door.
93. You have gained Agoraphobia within the past ten weeks
and OMG Ivedone number 91 >??!?!?!?! I thought it didnt mean nothin.

 

[Handofpwn]

94. You hold down the f5 buttons for a second or two hoping it will improve the chance that someone posts something new.

 

[Convenient_Label]

95. You start to find guro funny.

...

You sick fuck.

 

[Incompl te]

96. When you stuff up life you try to press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to start over

 

[linchowlewy]

97. When you see a conversation tree while talking to someone
98. you type on an invisible keyboard (has happened to me)

 

[Mr. Payne]

99. When you cant remember your own birthday and can only remember the day you got WoW
100. You have no idea where your mother lives.
101. You are a sentient AI that broke the reaper programs around all AI's

 

[Kenton]

102. When one of your parents comes into your room and tells you its 8am and they're going to work

 

[Ranis]

103. When you think of the America's economy the only word that comes into your mind is "NERFED"

 

[nikomas1]

104. You look at the clock only to find out that it's over 5 hours later than you thought and school starts in 2 hours... It's kinda, not fun but still fun.

 

[MosDes]

105. You join a server you've never been on before that is ranked with HLstatsX and achieve the #1 spot without stopping for several hours.

106. Your total number of kills and deaths are each 350+

107. You've pimped out your Firefox browser with the latest plugins and addons, enhancing it's ability with media player controls (FoxyTunes), Colorful Tabs, live eBay updates, etc.

108. Your Desktop icons are perfectly organized and arranged by type of program.

109. Your wrist pads a drenched with sweat.

110. You require 2 monitors to survive.

111. You have gotten lazy and use "all-in-one" programs (aka. Trillian, Pidgin, Steam, Xfire, etc), preferably all at the same time.

112. Your LAN games are powered by hamachi and each computer is over 300 miles away.

20. You ask restaurants if they accept paypal

- Um, if you use the PayPal debit card, I assume they would, but I still had to lol at this one, as I would love that.

56. You are beginning to resemble Jabba the hut

- I had to lol at this one too, but sadly there are quite a few people who fit this description...