You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[odatnarat]

206. when you do non-sense posts like this..

Mr. Payne:
178. 001110111011011010001101101011010101.

 

[Neosage]

207. You make a thread based on a Hot space marine chick dancing.

 

[Death Magnetic]

212. Your eyes begin to bleed and you have cramps on every part of your body.

-Ricky

 

[corporate_gamer]

213. you can still see the muzzle flashes when you close your eyes.

 

[tbare]

214. you follow every period with the letters c-o-m.com

 

[Neosage]

134: When you've become so lazy you don't even clean up your jizz anymore. You simply wipe it on your pubes after a good fap.

That works?

 

[Rucknar]

215: when you have developed a method of using your computer whilst showering. Clear plastic bags and wirless infrared mice for everyone.

 

[OddOzZy666]

216: When you believe that you're a level 48 Paladin and everyone else are members of the horde
217: When you realise that your friends abandoned you ages ago and your only online friend is really a 46 year old pervert called Gordon who lives in a shack in the middle of Alaska along with a raccoon and a fleshlite

 

[Sycker]

218: Your eyes melt in their sockets.

 

[I III II X4]

217: When you realise that your friends abandoned you ages ago and your only online friend is really a 46 year old pervert called Gordon who lives in a shack in the middle of Alaska along with a raccoon and a fleshlite

How in the hell did you find me out?! (Damn HEV suit doesn't fit anymore, either...)

219: Your fear multi-tasking, thinking that your life will freeze up if you do too much at once.

 

[The_Anomaly]

25 - You run around town killing innocent people with a gun while screaming "NOOBS, NOOBS!"

No, no, no... It's "newbs".

 

[Yegargeburble]

When you want to find the time you look in the corner of the paper you are looking at

I have done this one before...

 

[Swenglish]

When you try pressing the WASD-keys to move.

 

[InsanityWave]

221: you start to lag in real life and when you do you shout out " GOD DAM F****** PING!"

 

[Convenient_Label]

222: Your computer develops AI and a voice synthesizer just to tell you "I think we should see other people"

 

[T'Generalissimo]

223: When the games start to blend together in your mind and you have dreams about playing Call of Duty 4 but moving your character ala Fire Emblem.

Man, that was confusing.

224: You only get round to making some food when you've reached the point that all you have time to prepare and eat before you starve to death is a bowl of cereal.

225: You go to bed after the rest of your family has just got up.

226: You spend nights awake, lying in bed, thinking of new Starcraft strategies.

Edit: this is becoming more of a list of my failings as a human being but I got another one:

227: You spend hours and hours simply devising your character's abilities and skills and make a detailed map of exactly how they'll develop. Level by level. (Icewind Dale)

 

[Datalord]

228. When the authorities have declared you legally dead

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

229. When you pee your pants.

EDIT:

230. When you suffer from indegestion.

EDEDIT:

231. When you say "EDIT" to add something to the argument you just stated.
232. Wneh you say "Damn, ninja'ed!" when someone says what you were just about to say.

 

[Krakamaka]

233. When you start seeing noobs everywhere and commit suicide with a magic glowing poisonous sword