You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[Uncompetative]

234. When you redesign the layout of the QWERTY keyboard, GUI and scripting language - because you think you could make it frictionless.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

235. When you start having paranoid delusions that your email provider is secretly hiding facetube/ whatever friend requests from you just for spite.

 

[perfectimo]

236. All you need to do is lay down to go to sleep because you bought a desk with wheels for the sole purpose of being able to wake up, hit the keyboard with your foot to power up then sit up slightly and you are back online again. My set-up is awesome.

I will post up picture if someone wants or I might just do it anyway.

 

[moretimethansense]

237. When someone asks you where something is and it's on your desk and you try to point to it using your mouse cursor.(I've done this a few times.)
238. When the WASD lettering has been worn off your keybord.
239. When you hear someone describe a bizare sexual fetish and your only response is "And?".

 

[LCP]

240. when you have been exposed to strange pornographic material

 

[The_Prophet]

241. When you try to bash the Quick Load button after getting bad grades on a test

 

[sirdanrhodes]

242.Your Butt cheeks are permanently moulded into the seat.

 

[iseko]

243. When you see something pretty and are trying to press the 'print screen' button.
244. When you can't make a fist anymore with your mouse hand.

 

[Quel0]

245. When you get tunnel vision or Alice in Wonderland Syndrome while looking at the monitor

http://yedda.com/questions/Alice_Wonderland_Syndrome_Mental_2738015717157/

It oddly happens to me after an hour or so; i completely block out all visual things happenning around me except for the monitor.

 

[Felgy76]

Instead of turning the page of a book you reach for the scroll wheel.

 

[bad rider]

246 You start seeing dead pixels in the sky.
247 You fall down the stairs and tell the paramedics they are lagging up the server.
248 Your regular mail begins sending you viagra ads

 

[Mr. Valentine]

62. When you start to feel hungry in real life, whilst playing VTM Bloodlines, and begin randomly feeding on people to stop the hunger pangs.

63. When you start to feel hungry in real life, whilst playing VTM Bloodlines, and begin randomly feeding on people to stop the hunger pangs...and it actually works!

uh-oh

 

[k3v1n]

-when my eyes start bleeding
-when I have dreams about the game I spent 12 hours playing
-when I try take an object that looks like a stimpak, only to realize this is real life and that stimpacks don't exist

 

[Raddragon]

When your car brakes you call tech support.
You constantly search for the quick save button.
When buying new clothes you wonder the stat bonus.
When buying new stuff you always search for system requirements.

(I think some are more videogame related.)

 

[Berethond]

249 You post your thread in the wrong forum(Forum Games, man, Forum Games)
250 You stop numbering the lists in your list
251 You realize your 2+gigs of music just looped
252 You have watched every video on YouTube

 

[thatstheguy]

253. Your hands get stuck to the keyboard
254. You have a $10,000 electric bill
255. Your legs start to collect dust
256. You learned the words to Chocolate Rain
257. Your keyboard has a pillow over it.

 

[Social Pariah]

258. You lie broken and bleeding on the floor desperately crying out for someone to give you medpack/potion/heal.

259. You bad mouth and shout at people in real life and are surprised when they give you a black eye.

260. Your keyboard still had letters on it when you started.

 

[rokudan]

75: You realise that you are happy its Wednesday because of a new ZP video

76: you realise that the title of a forum thread is so long that it gets cut out of the title section of the web page.

 

[OddOzZy666]

272?: You begin playing guitar and you start to wonder why Star power isn't activating