You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

You see the crab people again, and you estimate that they've twelve metres closer this time.

 

[UltraDeth]

You forget the difference between "up" and "high"

 

[FPLOON]

You suddenly miss Drake and Josh...

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

When you know,
how I feel,
about you now.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're food is perceived as power-ups

 

[UltraDeth]

Silver is the new gold to you

 

[Barbas]

Everything should be written in Black Chancery.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've been counting your sneezes

 

[Barbas]

You've been teasing out all the creases.

 

[UltraDeth]

You know what pixies smell like

 

[Barbas]

Mangoes sound like pineapples if you strain hard enough.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your hair is a coat

 

[Barbas]

You've dropped your petticoats.

 

[UltraDeth]

You forgotten to clean yourself up afterwards. IYKWIM

 

[Barbas]

You've Beaned twice in three days.

 

[UltraDeth]

You know webpages better than your mind

 

[Barbas]

When you can no longer even speak in an intelligible borkaborkabork manner.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can no scope in your sleep

 

[Barbas]

Your art project involves buckets of human blood.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can imagine something unthinkable