You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

When you're too use to not seeing ads after the Pub membership expires...

 

[Barbas]

You can fart the anthem after sufficient beans.

 

[FPLOON]

You create your own user group with blackjack and hookers...

 

[Barbas]

You've got turkey thighs from all the hours you spend not moving outta your chair, you fat, disgusting bastard.

Anybody got any cheeseburgers?

 

[FPLOON]

Insults are nothing more than misunderstood, passive-aggressive compliments taken out of context...

 

[Barbas]

Redlin has come and gone.

 

[FPLOON]

You know other users by their name more than their avatar...

 

[Barbas]

You're yelling at people who enter the forum games to "Get the fuck outta my place!"

 

[FPLOON]

You laugh at those that don't take you seriously...

 

[Barbas]

You've grown a second beard.

 

[FPLOON]

Your middle name is "The"...

 

[Barbas]

When you've been to the basement, the dungeon and the sink.

 

[FPLOON]

Updates feel shorter than usual...

 

[Barbas]

You are a leg of the forum games.

 

[FPLOON]

You get "Forum PTSD" when certain topics pop up...

 

[Barbas]

You know what PTRS, PTRD, DNS, MS-DOS and DDT stand for.

 

[FPLOON]

You are the computer...

 

[Barbas]

You know quack-fu.

 

[FPLOON]

The ninja is YOU!

 

[Barbas]

You've got this strange rapport going with your spoons.