You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Dominic is now a saint.

 

[Living_Brain]

Profile pictures are edgier than ever before

 

[UltraDeth]

The Danish Blue is off.

 

[Barbas]

Hellraiser is on TV.

 

[UltraDeth]

I remember when Nu-Metal was cool.

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth is talking about Nu-Metal. Clarification: this is bad.

 

[UltraDeth]

I liked Nu-Metal in Pre-teens.

OT: Naughty Dog have unleashed hype.

 

[Barbas]

Uncharted 7: A Thieving Thief Thieves Things is out.

 

[UltraDeth]

The neighbour has passed out in the sink.

 

[Barbas]

Mice are eating your legs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone shat on Pluto.

 

[Living_Brain]

To this day no one has called up Sean Hannity

 

[UltraDeth]

The pick-up truck outside is looking a bit sexy.

 

[Barbas]

My heavens. *Rubs face*...I'm human.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've lived a quarter of a century.

 

[Living_Brain]

You stop caring about style, you just need to stay warm

 

[UltraDeth]

Burgers are Christmassy aren't they?

 

[Barbas]

You are five years overdue.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's a new younger chaplain in town.

 

[Living_Brain]

You forgot you sent in your two-week notice