You know you've been on the internet to long when...

[rekabdarb]

ok so this is kind of like Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, but i will say it now, the follow happened to me this morning

Your reading a book and trying to find something specific and attempt to press ctrl f

and on a side note why does virtually every thread start with i used the search button (which i did =D) and i couldn't find it (i found something similar but not the same)

 

[Fairee]

Every thread starts "I used the search button and couldn't find it . . . " because they are so many people who will make sarky comments about the fact the topic has been done before.

As for "You know you've been on the internet too long when . . . "

you find the fruit bowl is full of mould, which could be from any type of fruit.

 

[mythbuster343]

You can't think of anymore websites to visit

 

[bor3ds0ul]

You start falling asleep reading random fourm threads you randomly click

 

[Neonbob]

You start to wonder what version of "there/their/they're" people think they're using when talking out loud.

You think "this would be a great forum post!"

You end your sentences with /(disclaimer)

EDIT:
You wonder why the weather changed when you didn't hit f5

You have a list of places to get free wireless access if your hard line craps out.

 

[J-Man]

You go outside for the first time in a week and wonder where your HUD is

 

[iJosh]

Your in a boring class and hit mute to see if it would work.

 

[John-Joe]

You try to press /f l to see what your friends are up to

 

[Hazy]

When You lose a race and randomly shout out "HAXXXXXXORRRRZZZZ!"

 

[Ryan4590@verizon.net]

you start a RP just to pass the time between actual posts

 

[RAWKSTAR]

When you've seen every type of porn to man.

 

[kaiser_what]

You call someone a troll in real life whenever they annoy you

 

[cathou]

when you look in the top corner of a paper sheet looking for the search button...

 

[WeedWorm]

You call someone a troll in real life whenever they annoy you

I actually do call people trolls IRL.

 

[hannahdonno]

I knew I was playing on my Game Boy Colour too long when I started to try and hurry up what people where saying i real life, just in case they ran out of batteries.

 

[hannahdonno]

You start to wonder what version of "there/their/they're" people think they're using when talking out loud.

You think "this would be a great forum post!"

You end your sentences with /(disclaimer)

EDIT:
You wonder why the weather changed when you didn't hit f5

You have a list of places to get free wireless access if your hard line craps out.

I sometimes can't wait to go hom, just to tell randomers on the internet what was happened in my real world

 

[ssgt splatter]

you realise you should've had dinner 3 hours ago.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

When you're court-marshaled for teamkilling and you tell the judge that the army could have just kick-banned you from their party instead of crying to a GM.

 

[Fairee]

When your mum travels back from australia to check whether you're still alive.