You know you've been on the internet to long when...

Recommended Videos

Iron Mal

New member
Jun 4, 2008
2,749
0
0
When you get a hand written thank you note from your favorite porn site.

When you begin making internet jokes.

When you actually understand internet jokes.

When you and your chair have fused together to form one glorious entity.

WHen you start seeing screen-savers when you sleep.
 

Avatar Roku

New member
Jul 9, 2008
6,169
0
0
Neonbob said:
You have a list of places to get free wireless access if your hard line craps out.
When you hear that last line and think of a Red Vs Blue reference.

-Tex-"...We need a hardline..."
-Tucker-*at base*-"Wait!"-*runs over*-"I have a hardline you can use. Bow chicka bow wow."
-Church-"How did you even hear us?"
-Tucker-"I'm like superman. I know when I'm needed."
 

Danzaivar

New member
Jul 13, 2004
1,967
0
0
You know more about quantum theory than a qualified physicist.

Gotta love Wikipedia trawling.
 

The_Rev

New member
Mar 26, 2009
54
0
0
You're in mid-dream looking for the "stumble" button because the one your in stinks
 

Krelle

New member
Apr 1, 2009
30
0
0
When you get up (it was to go to the bathroom I swear!) and pause to look out the window and admire the rain effect on the concrete.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
25,564
0
0
You are better at talking to people online than in real life.

You have more friends on this site's forums than acquaintances in real life.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
25,564
0
0
When you pass a strip joint and wonder how much they charge per month.

The first thing you look for in a hotel is an ethernet plugin.
 

Archemetis

Is Probably Awesome.
Aug 13, 2008
2,089
0
0
When you vision is pretty much terrible when looking at anything that isn't a screen...

This appears to be happening to me, but in fairness i lay on my desk with my head barely a foot away from my screen...