You know you've been on the internet to long when...

[Neonbob]

... so many of these I have to admit are true in my case, XD. Anyhow...

- your entire social life exists only on the Internet.

Well, 85% of it is online. 10% doesn't even exist outside of my head, and the last 5% is composed of actual people.

- you start using IM lingo in normal real life conversations.

God no. If I do, I'll have to staple my tongue to the roof of my mouth until I break the habit.

- you revisit the same few sites in hopes something new was posted.

...guilty...come on gamesradar! failblog! put something new up for my head-meat to consume for entertainment!

- your room is blank and dull, yet your desktop, screensaver and even your web browsers are all tricked out in some manner.

Yep! Plain white dorm room, with a sweet fallout 3 wallpaper and a matrix emulator screensaver!

 

[Shadow Law]

When you've seen every type of porn to man.

I'm sorry but new things are created everyday and....well we all know rule #34.

 

[SimuLord]

When you say "I can has cheezburger?" to a McDonald's employee.
When you nag your husband to the point where he wants to slap you because the Internet's down and you can't get your fix (my wife is worse than a crack addict---she'd go completely insane if I pulled the plug on the web connection.)

 

[Fairee]

When you join yet ANOTHER pointless networking website, just so you can have more contact with people you only know online.

Just joined up to Twitter guys!!!

 

[PiCroft]

when you respond to thread like this

eta: when your grammar skills suck as bad as mine

 

[Tonimata]

You know you've been on the internet for too long when you start speaking on binary, feed on microchips and when told to enter a place, you say www.livingroom.com

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

when you punch bricks because you believe there will be coins or other treasure in them

 

[OmegaGamer]

you try to mute one of your friends

 

[Danman1]

When you take your cell phone to call friends and look for the LFG channel

 

[Danman1]

when you try to fire enchant your clothes with liter fluid

 

[PopperThingi]

You read every single talkback in a news website.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

You are immune to the effects of The Power 5.

 

[Danman1]

When you get into a fight and you try to check your mana

 

[DolphinWacker64]

When you start to correct other people's online spelling.
By the way, You used the wrong 'to'. Instead of '...internet to long...' it should be '...internet too long...'

 

[Evilbunny]

You call someone a troll in real life whenever they annoy you

I actually do call people trolls IRL.

I call Bill O'Reily a troll. I really believe he is one. I don't think he actually believes any of the crap he says on his show, I think we're all just being trolled. Hard.

 

[Fairee]

When names like Evilbunny and Onyx Oblivion seem totally normal, but Justin Smith? Totally ridiculous.

 

[WeedWorm]

You call someone a troll in real life whenever they annoy you

I actually do call people trolls IRL.

I call Bill O'Reily a troll. I really believe he is one. I don't think he actually believes any of the crap he says on his show, I think we're all just being trolled. Hard.

Wouldnt surprise me, hes just a puppet for Republicans after all. Hell say anything they want him to. Hes also a complete fucking asshole in general.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Your power bill mysteriously jumps by $50... stupid power company.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

when you say Lol instead of snickering (WAHHH! I DO IT!)

 

[Squedee]

when you choke on fresh air