You know you've been playing left 4 dead for too long when...

[Neonbob]

When someone comes running towards you quickly you flinch and hide behind a wall.

Third and counting ..

I love this thread. It's making me laugh =D
Do keep it coming

Howzabout...
When you instinctively shove fat people away and run around a corner?
Or you think parkour runners are hunters?

 

[The Political Gamer]

You go for your bottle of Tylenol and say "Grabin' Peels"

This.

 

[Emptor]

When you hear a girl crying in your sleep.

I always hear that....I can hear it right now.I think I should go feed her.

 

[NinjaPork]

-When yelling your friends names very loudly seems like the best way to communicate, with no real words describing why you want them or -where you are
-When stuffing your pockets with pills, and taking them when you've hurt yourself seems like a good idea until your stomach ruptures
-when you expect fast people to explode
-when you crouch for better accuracy in a fist fight

 

[FightThePower]

You know you've been played to much Left 4 Dead when you make a 'you know you've been playing Left 4 Dead too much when...' list.

PARADOX!

 

[Meado]

When you hear a girl crying in your sleep.

I always hear that....I can hear it right now.I think I should go feed her.

Feed her with brainz?

TAAANK!
Again, sorry about that.

 

[Teh Ty]

When you hear crying and you think there's a Witch nearby.
Or whenever I hear someone talking about smoke, I immidatly think of the smoker.
I'm waiting for someone to say
"When you watch the L4D Porn" xD

 

[Nightflight51]

You check rooftops when people say "Smoker!" during your cigarette break.
Your trips to the pharmacist always include the phrase, "Pills here!"

 

[Tekk Man]

When you've watched Left 4 Head.

 

[Ethanor]

when you start to call your friends Bill, Zoey and Louise insted of their real names

 

[nevermore154]

You know when you kill your own grandma because she showed signs of ''Infection'' and then barricade your house... In other words what I did. Just kidding...or am I???

 

[Beltom]

When you hear a car alarm go off and you instantly hide and wait for the zombies to appear.

 

[Mockingjay]

When you instinctively flinch and turn your torch off if you hear a woman crying.

I do that anyway. And run away.

In fact, forget the crying, just women in general.

hahahaha xD

 

[xxnightlawxx]

yell smoker when you hear someone cough

damn you lol

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

When you unplug your alarm clock because you hear you neighbors baby crying and you think it's a witch that you don't want to startle.

That seriously happened to me, I was almost late for school the next day!

 

[Christemo]

when you see a bodybuilder, you yell "TANK"

 

[Sindre1]

...you get angry at the release of L4D2.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

You make one of these threads.

 

[Thomly]

when you're with your friends, almost home and someone trips.

!!!! LEAVE HIM BEHIND !!!!