You know you've been playing too much...

[Count_de_Monet]

These threads always crack me up because people come up with some of the most creative stuff so I'll start:

You know you've been playing too much TFC when you're sitting in bed wondering if your sentry gun is safe from spies.

You know you've been playing too much TFC when you check for red dots on the wall before turning corners.

You know you've been playing too much TFC when you try to gauge whether or not you could get where you're going with a rocket jump.

You know you've been playing too much TFC when you stub your toe and yell for a medic.

You know you've been playing too much Counter Strike when you wish you could hit Q and switch to your wallet.

You know you've been playing too much Counter Strike when you're trying to get by a boss and reach for a flashbang.

You know you've been playing too much Bioshock where your niece's Big Daddy is.

 

[The_Chief]

you know you've been playing to much fallout 3 when you try sneaking by crouching

you know you've been playing to much fallout 3 when you look for vats when your in a fight

you know you've been playing to much fallout 3 when you you try to make a gun out of random parts you find on the ground

you know you've been playing to much fallout 3 when you shit your pants at the sight of a dog

 

[Legion]

You know you have played too much Bioshock when you refer to your cat as "Mr Bubbles".

Oh, wait. People are doing joke ones...

*waits for someone to say "you know you play too much 'X' when you make a thread about it"*

 

[fenixrising]

when your mind wanders on to a game during sex

/hangs head

 

[avian304]

when your mind wanders on to a game during sex

/hangs head

It's been done, WoW was the game in my case. D:

 

[MariusLecter]

You know you've been playing too much STALKER when you pick up rocks from your yard and put em in your belt to protect from radiation and bullets.

You know you've been playing too much Dawn of War when you yell out "We are the destroyer!" over ventrilo while pvping in World of Warcraft.

:/

 

[KendayTheAbsolute]

You know you've been playing too much Ninja Gaiden when you're walking behind someone and you wonder how many ways you can kill them easily

 

[MariusLecter]

when your mind wanders on to a game during sex

/hangs head

It's been done, WoW was the game in my case. D:

LOL, I forgive you because tauren chics are hawt

 

[Tekrae]

You know you've played too much Half-Life when you see a rope dangling from the roof and your first thought is OH SHIT! BARNACLE!

Guilty as charged. >_<

You know you've played too much STALKER when you wonder whether or not go go one way in case it has radiation or anomalies.

you know you've been playing to much fallout 3 when you you try to make a gun out of random parts you find on the ground

I did that, but it had nothing to do with Fallout 3, and it actually worked - I made a bolt-action air rifle out of nothing but pens and paperclips (Including sights, although that was a little tricky).

 

[MariusLecter]

You know you've played too much STALKER when you avoid the places in the road that give off heat waves because THERE'S A SPRINGBOARD ANOMALY!

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

You know you've played too much GTA IV when you think about running up to that guy on the motorcycle throwing him off and driving away... Yeah I've thought about it... so what?

 

[The_Chief]

HOW I WANNA MAKE ONE

 

[TJM8]

You know you've been playing too much L4D when if you here someone burps heavily (or throws up) you think BOOMER!

You know you've been playing too much L4D when you look out for a horde when a car alarm goes off.

You know you've been playing too much L4D when you expect meleeing to be way more useful than it actually is while playing other games.

You know you've been playing too much WoW when you have to stop yourself from saying "For The Win" out loud.

You know you've been playing too much Fallout 3 when you look at cars in a line and think about how cool the chain of explosions would look.

 

[Entropy_kC]

when your mind wanders on to a game during sex

/hangs head

It's been done, WoW was the game in my case. D:

LOL, I forgive you because tauren chics are hawt

It's definitely Night Elf chicks, havn't you seen the video?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/331666/

 

[MariusLecter]

You know you've been playing too much WoW when I knocked out that one guy in a bar in San Antonio I took his shirt and was apparently yelling about EPIC and PURPLE.

Peppermint Schnapps is awesome.

 

[Entropy_kC]

And I swear it used to be the "nerds" who said lol and stuff out loud, but so many people at my school do it now, it's really lame.

Also:

You know you've been playing too much of any RPG when you say someone looks about level 20, rather than 20 years old.

 

[Count_de_Monet]

How about a twist on the Boomer one:

You've been playing too much L4D when you see an overweight person and look for something to hit them with so the explode before they get too close to you.

I have a running joke with my brother along those lines. When we were going through the campaign I'd break out in a penguin walk and start burping as I run towards him, the looks we get from other people are worth the look on his face.

 

[Alphacron]

These ones are kind long, and of 1990's games, but bear with me

You know you've been playing to much Black and White when you expect to hear "miracle water" in front of a water fountain

You know you've been playing to much Black and White when you start to see your advisors on the inside of your eyes

You know you've been playing to much Black and White when you see everything at a 60 degree angle

You know you've been playing to much Black and White when you pass by a preschool and either want to throw fireballs at it or plan to sacrifice them all

You know you've been playing to much Black and White when you are shocked by having an actual arm

You know you've been playing to much Dungeon Keeper 2 when you yell "it is payday" at work

You know you've been playing to much Dungeon Keeper 2 when you say "a creature has died in your prison, and has risen as a skeleton" when your sisters pet fish died

You know you've been playing to much Dungeon Keeper 2 when you slap all your employees to make them work harder

 

[Count_de_Monet]

You know you have been playing too much Sim City when you look around your hometown and think "This place could use more nuclear power plants".

You know you've been playing too much Sim City 2000 when you start to wonder whether or not God has a creature drop down menu.

You know you've been playing too much Sim Tower when you try to figure out who built the Empire State Building to ask them how they got the Cathedral on the top floor.

You know you've been playing too much Sim Copter when you think the police should just drop buckets of water on rioters from their helicopters.

 

[Reynoldsm]

You know you've been playing too much Fallout 3 when you see a power station in real life and wonder if there's a bobblehead and a safe stowed away inside.

You know you've been playing too much Rock Band when you can identify the song just by the chart with no sound.

You know you've been playing too much Resident Evil when you claim to be the master of unlocking to your friends.