You know you've played too much _______ when ________

[AzureRaven]

Damn those cats.
I was walking around the forest for the first time, carrying 43,000 souls and 3 humanities...
... and one came rolling out of nowhere.

I didn't stop to look back until I was at the bonfire XD

Where is Sif btw? I found a giant glowing door, and assumed he was behind it.

Ouch...most I lost was 13000...but I had 9 humanities. (I heard the drop rate goes up if you're human and have more. Was trying for Black Knight gear...and...wow did the game pull some BS on me. Another story though. xD)
But uh, yea, I believe he's somewhere behind that door. The cats are an alternate route I think. The door needs an item that takes 20k souls I think. The other way is free...but...well, cats. >_>

 

[WaReloaded]

You know you've played too much RPGs when you start writing lengthy fan-fiction for each game.

 

[Kevon Huggins]

You Know you played too much cod when things begin to look brown
You know you have played too much minecraft when always sleep with a light on
You know you played too much Warband when you begin to to pay random people join your army
You know you played too much Tf2 when you begin to turn around to check for spies in real life
You know you played too many video games when you begin to call your friends by their screen names
You know you have played too much Fallout when you begin to hav nightmares about Vault 108
ALL NEWBIES STAY OUT OF THAT VAULT IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF LIFE

edit i said newbies i mean EVERYONE

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

You know you've played too much League of Legends when hearing the phrase 'Fiddlesticks' makes you giggle, your fingers naturally rest of the Q, W and E keys, and you refer to every strong attack as 'an ultimate'.

 

[Miles000]

Damn those cats.
I was walking around the forest for the first time, carrying 43,000 souls and 3 humanities...
... and one came rolling out of nowhere.

I didn't stop to look back until I was at the bonfire XD

Where is Sif btw? I found a giant glowing door, and assumed he was behind it.

Ouch...most I lost was 13000...but I had 9 humanities. (I heard the drop rate goes up if you're human and have more. Was trying for Black Knight gear...and...wow did the game pull some BS on me. Another story though. xD)
But uh, yea, I believe he's somewhere behind that door. The cats are an alternate route I think. The door needs an item that takes 20k souls I think. The other way is free...but...well, cats. >_>

I'm through that door, there are invisible knights and casters on the other side.
There is another MASSIVE door further in.
Also more cats =/

I hate risking my humanities. I keep most of them in sprite form.
I'm carrying 14 now, plus my three active.

 

[phats_cocks_strangla]

You know you've played to much Gears of war and you think every ditch or hole in the ground is an emergence hole.

Or if youve played to much Dragon age/WoW/ or whatever, and walking around with your group of friends you start thinking who would play what role, etc

 

[TheLiham]

You know you've played too much Fable II when you hear random scottish people insulting you wherever you go.

 

[hiei82]

You know you've played too much Deus Ex: Human Revolution when you start popping pain killers and beer for extra HP.

You know you've played too much Mass Effect when you walk into stores and shout "I'm [insert name here], and this is my favorite store in [insert location]" and expect a discount.

You know you've played too much El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron when you understand the plot.

 

[Choppaduel]

Quake 3, make the DAH! sound when you land after jumping
Battlefield 2, you spot enemy boats everywhere
Left4dead, start to hate things for no reason
Crackdown, contemplate curb stomping everyone you see

[hr]

... nightmares about Vault 108
ALL NEWBIES STAY OUT OF THAT VAULT IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF LIFE

Spoiler: HERE'S GARY!

 

[Xealeon]

You know you've played too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat when you instinctively try to push the quicksave key before you move through a door.

*EDIT*

You know you've played too much Dawn of War 2 when you subconsciously position tactical marine squads as you walk down the street.

You know you've played too much Red Orchestra 2 when you hold your breath to try and get a better view of distant objects.

 

[Dagda Mor]

You know you've played too much Mount & Blade when you look at a field and try to decide where the best place to position your crossbowmen is.

 

[arnoldthebird]

You know you've played too much Gears of War when you try to tap A to get into cover

 

[azukar]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when you look at a building and wonder how hard it would be to recreate it in cobblestone.

You know you've played too much Minecraft when you see natural rock formations and instinctively start planning how you'll incorporate a hidden, Creeper-proof fortress.

I am not going to admit that either or these apply to me.

 

[Erttheking]

You know you've played too much Borderlands when Halo Reach suddenly looks like a cartoon...yes this actually happened to me.

 

[Kapri]

You know you've played too much Oblivion when you start gauging the value of objects you see in stores and wonder how much they'd fence for.

You know you've played too much Megaman when your friend's finger has the A button imbedded in their thumb from holding it down for the cheat.

EDIT: You know you've been playing Twilight Princess too much when you feel the need to howl along with Link when he transforms. Wish I was joking...

 

[Ghengis John]

You know you've played too much Splinter Cell when you find yourself watching the patrol routes of security guards.

 

[Athol]

You know you've played too much Fallout when you throw a bottle cap in the trash and feel like you're throwing out money.

That or you pocket every bobby pin you see.

Wait, I do that, only it's for my hair. Does that count?

It you're female with long hair, then no. I on the other hand am male with a shaved head, and I've found my self pocketing bobby pins and bottle caps because "hey these are useful...wait a minute..."

 

[Shadowhawk77]

You know youve been playing too much RE5 when everytime someone calls your name you hear it in Shevas voice

 

[ShadowHand25]

I've played so much Fallout 3/New Vegas, that I almost looted the first aid kit in the breakroom for stimpacks, I get the urge to pick up discarded bottle caps and bobby pins, and I've had to remind myself that those are bottles of COCA-Cola and not NUKA-Cola that are being sold at the entrances of my local WalMart.

 

[Kapri]

You know you've played too much Pokemon when you start describing thngs like your battling them...

Real-Life Example :Complex Functions of Imaginary Numbers used Confuse Ray...

...it's super effective!

I do this too, only with my roommate's cat. When she walks into a room I grab her and yell "A wild Cid appeared! Cid used Struggle. It's not very effective..."