You Play Too Much Shogun if :
-If you go to your neighbor's house and demand trade rights and propose to give one of your children as a hostage.
-If your son doesn't make the football team, you are seriously considering making him perform seppuku.
-If you trip over the broom and accredit it to a clever ninja trap designed to off you.
-if you try to hide from your boss under a houseplant in the office, and when he notices you, you scream "our hidden units have been discovered"
- If you try to pay your debts and your workers with rice.
- If you offer your three childs at the supermarket counter instead of paying the bill.
- If you place your family around the window, expecting visitors to climb in that way rather than using the door, even though the window is now the most defended spot in the house.
- When you watch Heaven and Earth totally in Japanese and understand whats going on.