You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when.....

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dukethepcdr

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You see a bottle cap on the ground in real life and consider picking it up and keeping it. Bottle caps are the currency of the future, you know. Start saving them now.
 

TheBluesader

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...You're driving along on trash day and out of the corner of your eye see a pile of bags and cans that's shaped somewhat like the shell of a Mirelurk. And you jump so hard you yank the wheel and wind up sitting in a ditch, hoping no one saw how stupid you are.

...You find yourself absentmindedly singing a song from GNR. And you realize that you're getting all the words absolutely correct.
 

Amnestic

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You now look at politicians and think they are computers.
A bunch of samey people (programs) which have been given pre-set lines to read out? Sounds about right to me...
 

Jolly Madness

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When you seriously consider bludgeoning a woman to death with a crowbar to prove your point.
When you make improvised explosives and leave them in your tracks just so you won't get backstabbed.
 

gomerkyle9

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You start to drink only purified bottled water and won't go anywhere near bodies of water.
 

Pigeon_Grenade

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you begin Carrying around and looking at a Geiger counter with some Frequency, and begin assigning Rad counts to food you Encounter on a daily basis
 

Altorin

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Amnestic said:
You now look at politicians and think they are computers.
A bunch of samey people (programs) which have been given pre-set lines to read out? Sounds about right to me...
you underestimate the O man

YES WE CAN!
 

Copter400

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Richard Groovy Pants said:
You enter the local shop and in your head the crappy voice of Moira starts playing.
With mounting horror, Copter realized he was the only one on the Escapist who likes Moira.

You know you've played too much Fallout 3 when you giggle uncontrollably while reading about the Hiroshima bombings and/or whenever you see a fat man walk past.
 

SnowCold

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You fail to understand why the coka cola isn't healing you, but gives you cavities
 

jezz8me

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You enjoy carbonated beverages but think they could improve by adding an isotope induced glow.

You try to steal display rifles from museums because they ust be the most powerful.

You carry many bobby pins on you, just in case you need to pick a lock.

You wear a suit in any conversation circumstances because it gives you speech +5.

You refuse to eat because of the fear of radiation.

Thats my terrible attempt.
 

The Potato Lord

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you consider bludgeoning a man to death for his hat.
you carry a shotgun around to deal with giant crabs.
you wonder why you haven't found any Buffout or Rad-X in Wal-mart.
you check for landmines when you approach a house.